The Washington Wizards are reportedly distancing themselves from Gilbert Arenas. Mainly to be out of shooting range.

A driver whose SUV plunged into a Northern California creek after he was startled by his hands-free cell phone device escaped the sinking vehicle by blasting out the window with a handgun.  This isn't witchcraft that he got out with a handgun, but it was certainly Wizardry.

A driver whose SUV plunged into a Northern California creek after he was startled by his hands-free cell phone device escaped the sinking vehicle by blasting out the window with a handgun.  This isn't witchcraft that he got out with a handgun, but it was certainly Wizardry.

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Tiger Woods were travelling by car in the Midwest and a tornado swept them into the air and dropped them hundreds of miles away from where they wanted to go.  It took a while for the brain trust to figure out where they were.  It was a small town called Oz. So, they all decided to go see the Wizard and ask for help.  Hey, it couldn't hurt.

George W. said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Cheney said, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."

Tiger said, "Where the hell is Dorothy?"

Gilbert Arenas faces felony gun charges.I wonder if the goof will keep shooting his mouth off now.

Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas says at one time he owned hundreds of guns.  In a related story, Wizards says once Arenas comes back to the team, he will no longer be the starting point guard.  He will be the starting shooting guard.

The Washington Wizards shot only 44 percent in a surprising loss to the Detroit Pistons. Probably because all their best shooters are suspended.

The Washington Wizards reportedly had only eight of their players at their shootaround.  Thank God one of them wasn't Gilbert Arenas.

Three Washington Wizards missed practice to talk to authorities. The police have made little progress, much like the team itself.
 

Gilbert Arenas has promised to stay away from Washington Wizards games. Just like other D.C. basketball fans.