What have we done to our kids tho seriously?, things were alot different when i was growing up, Fast food is now healthy, video games now have fucken fitness programmes, have you seen that shit. Wii Fit.got this fucken board that you stand on and it tells you how fat you are...wow, thanks...im glad i bought this game.

Seriously dont buy this game for your girlfriends if you EVER want to get laid again. Here you go honey its fun,stand on this..calculating body mass....Oh wow you got.... the high... score...yaaaaaaaay :s ..the couch?....ok :(. 

So yeah..... the new Mickey Mouse look they've made for the upcoming Wii game....makes him look like he's on a  2-day bender and is looking for an 8-ball at 3:00AM

Some Florida police are in trouble for being caught on camera playing Wii Bowling during a drug raid. Nerds!

On Sunday, a pilot attempting an aerial maneuver at an air show in Grossostheim, Germany clipped a car with his plane's landing gear then flipped onto his roof .. Luckily there were no major injuries and an eyewitness had this account. "I thought it was a WWII reenactment of the Blitzkrieg that nearly turned into a Kamikaze mission"..

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf said in an interview that the Nintendo Wii is not his thing, and would rather eat glass than play it with Megan Fox, despite the two being romantically linked.

If he keeps on not spending time with her, I'm sure he'll be playing with his "Wee" soon enough.

Neo-Nazi group adopt-a-highway in Missouri promising to make it the cleanest, whitest, most supreme patch of highway in the state.

State renames road after WWII Rabbi who escaped Nazis saying, "hah, take that Neo-Nazis."

I hear there's a company that brings video game systems to your house and sets 'em up for you; but they only handle Nintendo products..  They call themselves "Wii Deliver"..

Jewy McJewstein and his huge bag of gold.  “By the power of my payis, I shall smite thee!  I’m gonna knock this shegetz right in his un-brissed blintz!”

Ulysses O’Flaherty who fights with a sack of potatoes and Catholic Guilt.  “Oh, no more dilly-dallying with te mitts!  I’m still tree sheets to da wind from the wake of the last guy I fought!”

Baba Ali, the Indian boxer who learned to fight in the slums of Mumbai. “Latika!!!”

White-Angst Mac: who fights with the strength of 10 lawyers trying to win back custody of Mac’s daughter.  “Did anyone see that Law and Order about the boxer?  What else was that guy in?”

Jafar from Aladdin.  (I think they actually did this one.)

From philosowii.tumblr.com

Five remaining Nazi camp guards claimed the illness is schweinhunt. Do they ever give it up? Mossad, are you listening and tracking!