A New York judge ordered a clown to change out of his colorful costume during his trial.  Judges hate when people dress weird in court; goofy white curly wigs, big black robes-stuff like that. 

This past Election Day, as usual, I didn’t vote. Voting isn’t a system that works.  The majority of people are idiots, and in voting, the majority of people are right.  Politicians learn early on that they have to lie, make false promises, and hide their real agendas to get the majority of voters, who don’t know what they are talking about, to vote them into office.  I don’t really blame them, as that is the position they are put in to succeed.  It just makes it impossible to tell who’s corrupt, and who’s trying to help.  They all have to lie to some extent.  If the good one’s don’t lie, they’ll lose to the bad one’s who do because people are voting based on campaign promises that sound good.  If a politician stood there and was realistic with everyone about what they think could be done, he wouldn’t sound very exciting. When have we had a candidate that came anywhere close to delivering what they promised in their campaign?  Has that ever happened? Take Obama for example, the whole time he was campaigning, he didn’t even know the details of the job he was applying for.  They don’t give you the top secret briefing till after you are elected.

“Oh, remember all those things you promised in your campaign…. Well, there are a few things we should probably fill you in on.  Number 1, we’re dead broke.  Our credit score is horrible, and we’re not even getting low interest balance transfer offers from France anymore.  Oh, and we haven’t been getting a lot done lately cause everyone’s out sick with some weird flu”

If a corporation was run by a president that was elected by all it’s employee’s, that corporation would go out of business. Employees don’t know company secrets or what it takes to make the real money.  The majority of people walking into a voting both simply don’t know what they are talking about.  I myself am no political genius and by my own guidelines am not qualified to vote.  Voting is a nice fairytale, and at the same time, I don’t have a better solution to offer.  I do think and hope that we have enough checks and balances to keep us out of any real disasters, but I’m starting to have my doubts.

A convenience store clerk in Mazomanie, Wisconsin, drove off a robber by threatening to throw a can of beer at him.  ***MARLAR: Which is weird, since the robber was probably trying to rob them in order to buy beer.

This weekend i attended a wedding in which the bride was visibly pregnant.  It was kinda weird .......its like if  you see a wrecked car at a body shop.....Your not sure when it happened  but you know there has been an accident !! 

Police in Cleveland, England, are searching for a pervert with a weird modus operandi. He approaches women in the street late at night, clad only in a diaper, and asks, "Are there any baby-changing facilities around here?" Police said he hasn't harmed anyone, but they are "keen...to speak to him."  ***MARLAR: This is a man who needs changing, in more ways than one.

According to the website NewsoftheWeird, a British construction worker who lost one eye and was blinded in his order was able to regain his sight his year as part of a surgery where a tooth was implanted in his eye.

As a result, the man now also does not brush his eyes.

ANCHORMAN: In supreme court hearings, firefighter Frank Ricci testified against Sonia Sotomayor. Ricci was denied a promotion, and filed a reverse discrimination suit that Sotomayor joined in dismissing. Ricci worked hard in getting the promotion, despite a dyslexia challenge.

On the day of the hearings, Ricci read in his testimony, "...Oh, I’m sorry... could someone read this?

ANCHORWOMAN: He might’ve been heard to say, “I worked 'owe-rs' and 'owe-rs' for that 'per-motion.'"

ANCHORMAN: Weird...

 I remember when my mom gave me advice about perverts...she told me that if a guy ever tried to touch my junk, to tell him no and run away.It's good advice, It's just weird that I got this advice yesterday.

...Meghan McCain has endorsed Hilary Duff to play her in the movie version of the book she hasnt written yet. 

Thousands of Michael Jackson fans gathered at Harlem's Apollo Theater to celebrate his life and music.

It's weird that they are honoring him at the Apollo considering he wasn't really black anymore.