Rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty in Manhattan court today to a gun charge.

Last year, following a performance at the Beacon Theater in NYC, cops raided Lil Wayne’s tour bus on the suspicion that he was in the possession of marijuana. But what they found was a bit more serious than a little weed.

When the NYPD approached the bus, Lil Wayne allegedly tossed a Louis Vuitton bag with a gun inside, which got him charged with attempted weapon possession.

Authorities reportedly tied the gun to Lil Wayne using “a debated, highly sensitive DNA profiling technique”:

He’s black… He’s a rapper… He’s guilty! 

Andy Rooney recently had his eyebrows groomed by his gardener who used a weed whacker and a rake.  

Kayne West once tried to interrupt Willy Nelson by saying "This weed is pretty good...and Imma let us finish...but..." Kanye then proceeded to wander off into a hypnotic state, cementing the fact that you just don't fuck with Willy Nelson's weed!

According to Associated Press, "The 20-year-old R&B singer worked along with two others who were serving probation, clearing tall weeds and brush by hand and with yard tools."

 I thought bush-whacking was what got him in trouble in the first place.

I have long hair and walk around in shorts and sandals, and I've learned there's a consequence for that: people often ask me for weed.

 I've found the best way of dealing with that, though. I now carry around plastic baggies of wheat grass and sell them to whoever bothers me.

 I sold one to one guy and the next day he came back and said "man, I made a J with some of your shit, and after smoking it, I felt really hungry...for Jamba Juice."

A fire that has burned more than 75,000 acres in Santa Barbara County over the last week was started in an illegal marijuana growing area operated by a Mexican drug organization, authorities said.

Firefighters have been unable to stop the blaze due to the munchies and a Sponge Bob Marathon.

 Jamie Waylett -- who plays the school bully in all six "Potter" flicks -- was popped in April after cops found eight bags of weed in the car in which Jamie was riding. Cops then searched Waylett's mom's place and found 10 pot plants.

Mr Waylett has denied that it is marijuana and steadfastly says that the bags and plants confiscated by the police are in fact -Chinese Chomping Cabbage- that he had grown as a wizardry/herbology project.

Professor Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts, was unavailable for comment. It seems he got hold of some of Mr.Wayletts "cabbage" and went on a magic carpet ride and was last seen somewhere between South Carolina and Buenos Aires.

17-year-old Tyler Frost, a senior at a fundamentalist Baptist high school in Ohio that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing, will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to HER public high school prom, said his principal Tim England.

Apparently England would rather Frost stay at home - where he can smoke weed while listening to Metallica, masturbate to a Kim Kardashian video, or get lucky and sleep with his girlfriend, who won't be attending the dance without him.

Now that I think about it, why did I go to MY prom? 400 bucks for a buffet and Journey. And of course, post-prom masturbation.

After a Niagara Falls man was arrested for selling marijuana to bar patrons he told the police, "Man.. it's just weed. I could be selling crack." To which an officer replied, "Where you're going..big burly convicts will be wanting you to sell them your crack...if ya know what I mean..."