Some guy on his way to Hawaii was taken off a plane by the Feds because he wrote a creepy weird note referencing crashing on "Gilligan's Island".  When are people gonna learn the rules?  

OK TV shows to ramble incoherently about in notes on planes:  "The Office", "Dexter", "Weeds", "Get Smart"...

Totally "You're off the plane" TV Shows:   "Gilligan's Island", "My Mother the Car", "Star Trek: Enterprise", Leno at 10 PM, etc.

 Dear kids, I guess Santa will not be making it this Christmas with your presents since he's facing prosecution in the North Pole for riding with a    NON-RENEWED SLEIGH LICENCE

Furthermore,when caught he tried to bribe the cop by giving him a DVD of his audition for "So you think you can dance!" and a bag of weed.

During the sweltering summer in Tokyo, Japan's Ice Cream Association was trying to get publicity by introducing a number of non-traditional flavors. They included soybean, kelp, strawberry and spinach, garlic, potato and lettuce, cactus, seaweed, and perhaps oddest of all, horse meat-flavored ice cream.  ***MARLAR: That Atkins diet has just destroyed all joy in life, hasn’t it?

Why does Michael Phelps prefer swimming in a lake vs. a pool.

There is weed in a lake

Rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty in Manhattan court today to a gun charge.

Last year, following a performance at the Beacon Theater in NYC, cops raided Lil Wayne’s tour bus on the suspicion that he was in the possession of marijuana. But what they found was a bit more serious than a little weed.

When the NYPD approached the bus, Lil Wayne allegedly tossed a Louis Vuitton bag with a gun inside, which got him charged with attempted weapon possession.

Authorities reportedly tied the gun to Lil Wayne using “a debated, highly sensitive DNA profiling technique”:

He’s black… He’s a rapper… He’s guilty! 

Andy Rooney recently had his eyebrows groomed by his gardener who used a weed whacker and a rake.  

Kayne West once tried to interrupt Willy Nelson by saying "This weed is pretty good...and Imma let us finish...but..." Kanye then proceeded to wander off into a hypnotic state, cementing the fact that you just don't fuck with Willy Nelson's weed!

According to Associated Press, "The 20-year-old R&B singer worked along with two others who were serving probation, clearing tall weeds and brush by hand and with yard tools."

 I thought bush-whacking was what got him in trouble in the first place.

I have long hair and walk around in shorts and sandals, and I've learned there's a consequence for that: people often ask me for weed.

 I've found the best way of dealing with that, though. I now carry around plastic baggies of wheat grass and sell them to whoever bothers me.

 I sold one to one guy and the next day he came back and said "man, I made a J with some of your shit, and after smoking it, I felt really hungry...for Jamba Juice."

A fire that has burned more than 75,000 acres in Santa Barbara County over the last week was started in an illegal marijuana growing area operated by a Mexican drug organization, authorities said.

Firefighters have been unable to stop the blaze due to the munchies and a Sponge Bob Marathon.