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Neil Berliner
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"I Find that That Threatening Note Threatening"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Jan 8, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Weed

237 Jokes  16 Videos

Some guy on his way to Hawaii was taken off a plane by the Feds because he wrote a creepy weird note referencing crashing on "Gilligan's Island".  When are people gonna learn the rules?  

OK TV shows to ramble incoherently about in notes on planes:  "The Office", "Dexter", "Weeds", "Get Smart"...

Totally "You're off the plane" TV Shows:   "Gilligan's Island", "My Mother the Car", "Star Trek: Enterprise", Leno at 10 PM, etc.


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Anand
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Santa facing probation

By: Anand  (C)
Submitted: Dec 24, 2009
Category: News  
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Christmas

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 Dear kids, I guess Santa will not be making it this Christmas with your presents since he's facing prosecution in the North Pole for riding with a    NON-RENEWED SLEIGH LICENCE

Furthermore,when caught he tried to bribe the cop by giving him a DVD of his audition for "So you think you can dance!" and a bag of weed.


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DARREN MARLAR
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Eww... Ice Cream

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Dec 15, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Ice Cream

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During the sweltering summer in Tokyo, Japan's Ice Cream Association was trying to get publicity by introducing a number of non-traditional flavors. They included soybean, kelp, strawberry and spinach, garlic, potato and lettuce, cactus, seaweed, and perhaps oddest of all, horse meat-flavored ice cream.  ***MARLAR: That Atkins diet has just destroyed all joy in life, hasn’t it?


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Don
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Michael Phelps

By: Don  (M)
Submitted: Dec 11, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Michael Phelps

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Why does Michael Phelps prefer swimming in a lake vs. a pool.

There is weed in a lake

 


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Dan Berry
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Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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New York City

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Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

Rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty in Manhattan court today to a gun charge.

Last year, following a performance at the Beacon Theater in NYC, cops raided Lil Wayne’s tour bus on the suspicion that he was in the possession of marijuana. But what they found was a bit more serious than a little weed.

When the NYPD approached the bus, Lil Wayne allegedly tossed a Louis Vuitton bag with a gun inside, which got him charged with attempted weapon possession.

Authorities reportedly tied the gun to Lil Wayne using “a debated, highly sensitive DNA profiling technique”:

He’s black… He’s a rapper… He’s guilty! 


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Gary B.
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Men becoming more interested in eyebrow-grooming

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Sep 22, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Andy Rooney

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Men becoming more interested in eyebrow-grooming

Andy Rooney recently had his eyebrows groomed by his gardener who used a weed whacker and a rake.  


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Tammy
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Kanye and Willy's weed

By: Tammy  (C)
Submitted: Sep 18, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Weed

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Kayne West once tried to interrupt Willy Nelson by saying "This weed is pretty good...and Imma let us finish...but..." Kanye then proceeded to wander off into a hypnotic state, cementing the fact that you just don't fuck with Willy Nelson's weed!


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Chris Brown begins community service in Richmond, VA

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Sep 17, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Chris Brown

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Chris Brown begins community service in Richmond, VA

According to Associated Press, "The 20-year-old R&B singer worked along with two others who were serving probation, clearing tall weeds and brush by hand and with yard tools."

 I thought bush-whacking was what got him in trouble in the first place.


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Angel Castillo
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Weed

By: Angel Castillo (C)
Submitted: Sep 9, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Weed

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I have long hair and walk around in shorts and sandals, and I've learned there's a consequence for that: people often ask me for weed.

 I've found the best way of dealing with that, though. I now carry around plastic baggies of wheat grass and sell them to whoever bothers me.

 I sold one to one guy and the next day he came back and said "man, I made a J with some of your shit, and after smoking it, I felt really hungry...for Jamba Juice."


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John Tole
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California weed fire

By: John Tole (C)
Submitted: Aug 17, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Weed

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California weed fire

A fire that has burned more than 75,000 acres in Santa Barbara County over the last week was started in an illegal marijuana growing area operated by a Mexican drug organization, authorities said.

 

Firefighters have been unable to stop the blaze due to the munchies and a Sponge Bob Marathon.


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