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DARREN MARLAR
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Jilted Bride Has Halloween Fun

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: News  
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Halloween

69 Jokes  5 Videos

Hundreds of senior citizens outside Chicago got an unexpected Halloween treat Saturday -- a free party sponsored by a jilted bride. Six days before Teanne Harris was to walk down the aisle, her fiancé called off the wedding. And when Harris and her mother went to the catering hall to cancel the reception, they were told their deposit was nonrefundable. That's when Harris noticed the Asbury Court Retirement Community across the street. So instead of letting a Halloween-themed wedding reception go to waste, Harris, 34, decided to move the party to the retirement home. It was a great time for all involved.  ***MARLAR: Plus she found a lot of eligible bachelors.

 


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Dennis
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Mackenzie, John and Mama (4 jokes)

By: Dennis  (M)
Submitted: Nov 3, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Mackenzie Phillips

22 Jokes

Have you heard about Mackenzie Phillips' memoir?  Looks like "Mama" Cass wasn't the only one who choked on a ham sandwich. 

Seriously though, did you hear this?  Her dad, John Phillips, first had sex with her the night before her wedding?  Crazy.  That's when she should've said to him "Hey, man, one lay at a time."

It all started pretty innocently, you know.  Mackenzie asked her dad if he had any of "that white stuff" left, and he got confused.

Recently overheard: "That was a sticky situation."  "I know.  Stickier than Mackenzie Phillips at a family reunion."


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DARREN MARLAR
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Silver Anniversary for Internet Couple

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 20, 2009
Category: News  
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Chicago

205 Jokes

While some people are still a little bit shy about Internet dating, it's been around longer than you think. Chicago's Chris and Pam Dunn claim to be the first couple to be married after meeting online. Chris Dunn met Pam Jensen on a CompuServe CB Simulator program that linked computer users nationwide in an early version of a chat room. That was back in 1982! After a few months of virtual chatting, Chris booked a flight from New York to Chicago to meet Pam face-to-face. They married a year later and last month celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.  ***MARLAR: They celebrated by sending each other an e-Card.

 


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Newlyweds Rob Wedding Chapel

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Oct 15, 2009
Category: News  
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Marriage

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Newlyweds Rob Wedding Chapel

Two Tennessee newlyweds were arrested on their wedding night for burglarizing the chapel where they were married.

Apparently, the couple was registered at the Tennessee State Penitentiary.  


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Pregnant wedding

By: Steve Stevens (C)
Submitted: Oct 11, 2009
Category: Weird  
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Birth Control

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This weekend i attended a wedding in which the bride was visibly pregnant.  It was kinda weird .......its like if  you see a wrecked car at a body shop.....Your not sure when it happened  but you know there has been an accident !! 


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DARREN MARLAR
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Vampire Wedding

By: DARREN MARLAR (C)
Submitted: Oct 8, 2009
Category: News  
From Hot Topic

Marriage

1323 Jokes  27 Videos

Want to know what it's like to have a vampire wedding. Well 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and his 44-year-old bride Connie Spitznagel made it happen in Columbia Station, Ohio. They both donned full vampire regalia for their "scare-emoney" on Saturday night at a haunted house near Cleveland. The couple chose the location because it's operated by the same people who own a campground where they met. The groom arrived in a coffin inside a hearse, and the coffin was carried to the altar by six pallbearers. Minister Greg Kopp was dressed as Jason from the "Friday the 13th" movies. After the vows were exchanged, he ordered Holsinger not to kiss his new bride but instead to bite her on the neck. Despite their claims of being vampires, both did vow to stay together "until death do us part." ***MARLAR: And by seeing his bride with pale skin and messed hair, the groom was better able to prepare for what he’d see the first morning or marriage.

 


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Terry Tyller
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Cleveland Browns Fan

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Oct 5, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Cleveland Browns

26 Jokes

Cleveland Browns fan Mike Meredith is a couch potato with a cause. Meredith has a motorized sofa he rides around a municipal parking lot for tailgating parties before games. But on November 23rd, he decided to take the couch to the stadium for a game. Several police officers waved him through. One didn’t, citing him for driving an unregistered vehicle and having expired plates. The officer later tore up the citations when upon inspection of the motorized sofa, he found, tuck between the cushions, his wife’s wedding ring.


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Mackenzie Phillips tells all

By: Meredith Daniels (C)
Submitted: Sep 23, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Mackenzie Phillips

22 Jokes

Mackenzie Phillips tells all

Actress Mackenzie Phillips' new book, "High on Arrival," includes claims she had sex with her famous father which began on the night before her wedding.

She did say, however, that she teased her father for hours before they actually had intercourse so she could have 'something borrowed AND something blue.'




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Rodman Attends Ricky Williams Wedding

By: Steve Hofstetter's National Lampoon Sports Minute (C)
Submitted: Sep 8, 2009
Category: Sports  
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Dennis Rodman

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Dennis Rodman attended Ricky Williams' wedding. It got awkward when Rodman and the bride showed up in the same dress.


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What's In A Name?

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Sep 4, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Marriage

1323 Jokes  27 Videos

I have heard, from an unreliable source,that actors Minnie Driver and Bradley Cooper will tie the knot. She will become Minnie Cooper,in the world's first drive-by wedding.


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