After losing to the Steelers, Brett Favre said he respects Pittsburgh fans. Though Pittsburgh fans wave towels, and Favre just throws them in.

 MacDonald’s has lattes. 7-11 sells food that actually has less plastic in it than the containers it comes in. I’m concerned about a disturbing trend in microwave dinners where you have to remove the dinner half way through and stir the entree. Isn’t this making us work for our food a lot more than we really want to? And how about the deterioration in the Barley Legal video series? Nothing says youthful innocence like a set of 38-inch implants, a pierced vagina and 40 hours of tattoo work.

Cleveland Browns fan Mike Meredith is a couch potato with a cause. Meredith has a motorized sofa he rides around a municipal parking lot for tailgating parties before games. But on November 23^rd, he decided to take the couch to the stadium for a game. Several police officers waved him through. One didn’t, citing him for driving an unregistered vehicle and having expired plates. The officer later tore up the citations when upon inspection of the motorized sofa, he found, tuck between the cushions, his wife’s wedding ring.

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Russian submarines are cruising off the U.S. east coast after they got tired of Sarah Palin waving at them from her front porch in Alaska.

 I hate Emo music. It sucks at my generation will be known as the "Emo kids". The 1980's kids are like the "New Wave Kids" and the " Heavy Metal Kids". The 1990's kids are like the "Grunge Kids". But, the 2010 kids are like the "Hair straightener Emo arm cuter kids". I'm not a Emo arm cuter kid. See, these cuts on my arm? I was kind of doing a scientific experiment, BITCH! deal with it! jk.

I have a theory that  Phil Collins is to blame for Emo music ever being created. I can't believe this douche bag thinks he could play the drums and sing all at the some time and could actually pull it off. The band Genesis and their songs called Mama, No reply at all, and hold on to my heart and as well as Phil Collins solo career only influenced all the future douche bag Emo bands that we hear, today. 

Congratulation, Phil Collins! 

Here's a scientific graph denoting the theory the evolution of Emo music:

Genesis= Phil Collins=Counting Crows=Blink-182=Dashbroad Confessional+Say Anything= THIS IS WHY I STOP LISTENING TO KROQ ( commercial radio)

analysis of why Phil Collins is such douche bag: here's SOME  lyrics from the song "No Reply At All".

Look at me, you never look at me,
Ooh, Ive been sitting, staring, seems so long.
But you're looking through me
Like I wasn't here at all.
No reply, theres no reply at all

I get the feeling you're trying to tell me;
Is there something that I should know? 
What excuse are you trying to sell me? 
Should I be reading stop or go, I don't know.

look Phil!  JUST LEAVE THE BITCH! It's obviation that she doesn't want you. Phil,  don't sing about it and sell 50, 000 records. YOU JUST LEAVE THE BITCH!

Michael Jackson was remembered at a public memorial service today at the Staples Center sports arena in downtown Los Angeles.   Although it was a beautiful service, I'm not sure it should have been held in a sports complex.  About halfway through the ceremony, people started doing the wave. 

Palin waved the white flag of surrender and quit more than a year before her term ended. Today she was made an honorary French citizen.  

A British pup had a narrow flush with disaster after his 4-year-old master decided to give him a bath in the toilet.  Fortunately, the pup was rescued before the child had a chance to dry him in the microwave. 

In crash tests released Tuesday, the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety gave poor marks to the latest wave of "micro cars" like the Smart "fortwo," Honda Fit and Toyota Yaris, for their inability to handle collisions with other vehicles.

However, they did get high marks for frequent flyer eligibility.