Barack Obama recently said in a candid interview how being  president has affected his health . When I was elected last November I looked young and virile like actor Will Smith . Now a year later I feel tired and old . My hair has turned white . I look more like the guy on the box of Uncle Ben's Rice !  

Police in Lima, Peru claim to have busted a human-fat trafficking ring.. Allegedly, fat tissue was harvested from the victims and sold to European cosmetic labs for as much as $60,000 a gallon...
At that price, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian are literally sitting on gold mines...

The Klansmen  were upset that  Mississippi  decided to drop "Dixie" as a pep song.  And they became really incensed when they learned that "Dixie" was replaced with "Gangsta's Paradise."

Worried that she might be the gang's next target, police are giving 24-hour protection to Kirstie Alley. 

Sensing a career opportunity, Ellen DeGeneres starts hitting the tanning bed and the Waffle House.

An insurance company cut a Canadian woman's  health benefits for depression, claiming she was healthy after seeing Facebook pictures of her smiling in a bikini at the beach.  The insurance company also claimed the woman listed on her MySpace page that her favorite song is "Don't Worry, Be Happy." 

Barack Obama was so busy during his Asian trip that he forgot to buy souvenirs for his daughters.  Fortunately, he found a couple "made in China" T-shirts at a DC Wal-mart.  

 I stopped reading X-Men when the stories started getting too far-fetched. But then I realized I'm a grown man worried about the plausibility of a comic book.

A dozen Klansmen protested a football game at the University Of Mississippi for not playing "Dixie" at the game. There were also plans to protest the black athletes, but the KKK had money riding on the over.

The former vice president blames White House "waffling" on Afghanistan for the Leggo shortage.