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Angel Castillo
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Vegan restaurant

By: Angel Castillo (C)
Submitted: Sep 9, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Vegetarian

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 There are a lot of metaphors we use in daily life, but they might not be appropriate for every situation in our life.

 I was in a restaurant catering to vegans and vegetarians, when my girlfriend and I were discussing how they made they were able to make a vegan cheesecake using nuts instead of tofu.

I said in a perfectly confident and audible voice: "Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat!"

 Took me a while to realize what everyone was giving me dirty looks for.


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Keith Alberstadt
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PETA Phillies

By: Keith Alberstadt (C)
Submitted: Sep 7, 2007
Category: Sports  
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PETA

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According to PETA, a variety of meatless menu options at Citizens Bank Park makes the Philadelphia Phillies the #1 vegetarian-friendly environment in all of pro sports. The distinction would have gone to the Buffalo Bills after judges saw so many vegetarians in the stands. But they later realized…that’s not anemia, it’s overwhelming apathy.

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Doug Chagnon
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Sexy Vegetarians

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Vegetarian

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Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks have been named the "world's sexiest vegetarians" in PETA's annual contest. Just missing the cut was Michael Moore, when it was discovered that guzzling gallons of bacon fat disqualified him.

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Doug Chagnon
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Sexy Vegetarians

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jun 26, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Vegetarian

31 Jokes

Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks have been named the "world's sexiest vegetarians" in PETA's annual contest. Just missing the cut was Michael Moore, when it was discovered that guzzling gallons of bacon fat disqualified him.

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Jer Granucci
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Prince the Sexiest Veg?

By: Jer Granucci (C)
Submitted: Jun 22, 2006
Category: Political  
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Prince has been voted the "world's sexiest vegetarian" in PETA's annual online poll, the animal rights group announced.

All I have to say is... I think we need more vegetarians to choose from.


 


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