According to USA Today, Stpehanie Meyer authored the top four best selling books of 2009.   The Bible, of course, is the best-selling book of all time.  But think how many more copies could have been sold if Jesus was a vampire. 

...my neighbor is a marketing genius and a recycling nut.  She recycles everything, but this time she has gone too far.  Now she wants to recycle her used tampons and market them as tea bags for vampires.   

 NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!"

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. At least he now knows he is not a vampire.

Want to know what it's like to have a vampire wedding. Well 61-year-old Jack Holsinger and his 44-year-old bride Connie Spitznagel made it happen in Columbia Station, Ohio. They both donned full vampire regalia for their "scare-emoney" on Saturday night at a haunted house near Cleveland. The couple chose the location because it's operated by the same people who own a campground where they met. The groom arrived in a coffin inside a hearse, and the coffin was carried to the altar by six pallbearers. Minister Greg Kopp was dressed as Jason from the "Friday the 13th" movies. After the vows were exchanged, he ordered Holsinger not to kiss his new bride but instead to bite her on the neck. Despite their claims of being vampires, both did vow to stay together "until death do us part." ***MARLAR: And by seeing his bride with pale skin and messed hair, the groom was better able to prepare for what he’d see the first morning or marriage.

Why are vampires romantic all of a sudden?  Last I checked, people who drain the life out of you and are dead on the inside are far from romantic.

Five actresses from “The Vampire Diaries” who were arrested after flashing drivers from a Georgia overpass said that they were “just filming for the show.” All future filming dates, times, and locations info for “The Vampire Diaries” can now be purchased on my website….

IGN.com compiled a list of character-roles fans would like to see Megan Fox in; roles raging from Catwoman, to Wonder Woman, and even Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

The #1 prospect fans would like to see Megan Fox in? -- Their pants. 

A robber left his mark on a San Antonio victim by biting her left arm. Authorities will be questioning Robert Pattinson in the morning.

New "Twilight" heart throb Robert Pattinson reveals to GQ Magazine this month that he is about to embark on his first on-screen love scene. It will be with another guy.

Pattinson is playing Salvador Dali in his new movie "Little Ashes": "...I was like, 'Yeah--why not try to do something weird?'...And, you know, I haven't even done a sex scene with a girl in my whole career...Here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays [Federico Garcí] Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene..."

As if it wasn't obvious enough that he was a gay vampire cavorting with a raging teenage dike who puts the young Jodi Foster to shame, Pattinson wants there to be no question in viewers' minds as they futilely try to swallow the next installment of the "Twilight" romance. (Didn't even a single "Twilight" producer suggest, "Could you hold off on the gayness just 'til we're through with the series?")