Toyota's problems are widespread and scary! Everyone is frightened!

I got in a friend's Prius the other day and, when he turned the ignition on, the voice in the navigation unit started reciting the Rosary.

A Blizzard paralyzes Washington, DC with more snow on the way.  230,000 Federal  employees can't make it to work....AND NO ONE NOTICED.  Now THAT'S a real snow job!

I had a falling out with my skydiving instructor.

A toilet is being sent to the International Space Station with the Space Shuttle.So,as far as I'm concerned,the moon mission is still on track. 

Palin questioned whether the suspect in the attempted bombing of a Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit was interrogated aggressively enough.

“Treating this like a mere law-enforcement matter places our country at grave risk,” she said. “To win that war, we need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.”

I think she's suiting up. 

The president invited Republicans to a half-day summit on the subject of health care in an interview with CBS News anchor Katie Couric on Sunday, saying, "What I want to do is to ask them to put their ideas on the table...," adding, "and since these are Republican ideas, the table doesn't have to be too big..."

So who would you rather spend Valentine’s Day with? Your partner or your pet?  A joint global poll by Reuters/Ipsos reported Monday that one in five adults say they’d opt for the company of a furry friend on February 14. ***MARLAR: I don’t know if I’d go quite that far, but I do have to say that I truly do have feelings for my Sea Monkeys.