Today I was watching ABC News when they brought my attention to a story of a Young College Student named Meghan Shaea who was presented as a person with the "talent" of  "speaking backwards easily". Now I don't know about you, but the high school where I came from they put these people in a "special" room with other "special" people that shared similar traits! Such as, down syndrome, retardation, incestuous by-products with super low IQ's (I'm from ga), and you guessed it "Dyslexia"!!

So for arguments sake, lets pretend that the you, me, and the rest of the world excluding ABC has never heard of this learning disorder that in this case has manifested into the ability to speak backwards! Lets just focus in on the word "talent" and forget all about learning disabilities for a minute. Assuming that she is the only person in the world that can speak this way.. how the hell is it a talent? Who the fck is she going to translate for, Boonhouser from King of the Hill, Fat Alberts friend Mushmouth, Gleek from The Wonder twins, or maybe even Kenny from South Park?? On the bright side, all those douche bags that took French in High School instead of Spanish, only to find out that girls don't "Dig" French and that French people stink, will have someone to laugh at now!!

 that according to a home pregnancy test, the water I put in my Nalgene is expecting twins. Or, maybe its just that my neighbor has been dumping the dead bodies of pregnant women in my water heater... either way I'm buying a Britta filter. 

Manu Ginobili's wife is pregnant with twins. Wow, Tiger Woods really does get around.
 

Woman Gets Pregnant while Pregnant!

 She and her husband learned that she was carrying two babies and they're not twins. They were conceived two and half weeks apart. Doctors suspect it is a condition called superfetation, although they can't officially confirm it until after the babies are born and chromosomal studies are performed.

See this is what happens when the pool boy has to come back because he forgot the chlorine. 

New Jersey Devils star Zach Parise recently took batting practice with the Minnesota Twins. If we played in the NHL we'd be looking for another job, too.

I didn't realize that porn star Jenna Jameson had given birth to twins.

When it comes to multiples,I would have figured her for sextuplets. 

Manny Ramirez will rejoin the LA Dodgers on Friday.He hopes to deliver the game winning hit and healthy Minnesota Twins. 

Sarah Jessica Parker (the girl from Sex In The City) and Matthew Broderick (the guy who killed two people in Ireland) just had twins... I saw the photo and I thought it was triplets but one baby turned out to be SJP's nose.

Elton John is reportedly a huge fan of Twins catcher Joe Mauer. Possibly because Mauer spends most of his night on his knees.