John Travolta has flown a jetliner carrying relief supplies into the Haitian capital, along with ministers from the Church of Scientology, who’ll administer e-meter tests to those victims who still have hands.

My first thought was, "Why is Vin Diesel wearing a goatee? "My second thought was, "Why does John Travolta look like Vin Diesel wearing a goatee?" My third thought, "Is there really such a shortage of Vin Diesel action movies that John Travolta has to step into the gap?"

A recent review of the movie Old Dogs cited the film as "a great opportunity to gather family members you clearly think are stupid." I disagree, not even Jett Travolta would be caught dead watching this movie.

Jett, who suffered from serious seizures for many years was found Friday morning on the bathroom floor of the family's posh vacation condo.

It is suspected the teen collapsed the night before and hit his head on a bathtub. Investigators believe the teen slipped in ‘Grease’

Acording to several autism experts, John Travolta's son, Jett, had autism.  However their religion, Scientology, doesn't believe in any sort of mental disorders.  And that's how you think when you belong to a retarded religion.

The rest of the family is STAYING ALIVE.

November 20 - November 26

"Don't give me, 'What happens in Italy, stays in Italy.' I want Travolta dressed and out of our room, now!"

-Katie Holmes, to husband Tom Cruise.