It is called "Transformers 3-"The Malibu Beach Mansion-The Final Payment" 

Transformers star Megan Fox said in a recent interview that director Michael Bay "wants to be like Hitler on his sets" and that he "has no social skills."

According to Fox, Bay's biggest social inadequacies are "screaming at the crew in German. Invading Poland. And the purifying! Again with the purifying!"

Where once you could find a Woolworth's on every other street corner, in its place you now have Starbucks. Where once you could get a grilled cheese, stockings, a 1-lb. sack of Tootsie Rolls, school supplies, underwear, a Transformers action figure and a pet goldfish, you can now get overpriced coffee and overpriced coffee accessories. 

We sure do like getting screwed in this country, don't we?

Transformers star Shia LaBeouf said in an interview that the Nintendo Wii is not his thing, and would rather eat glass than play it with Megan Fox, despite the two being romantically linked.

If he keeps on not spending time with her, I'm sure he'll be playing with his "Wee" soon enough.

Today in Iran police fired tear gas and bullets in the air to get people to leave a protest. Many of the protesters resisted until the police started showing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" star Megan Fox has told US Magazine she is horrified after accidentally snubbing a young boy that tried to give her a yellow rose at the movie's premiere in London, saying that if anyone knows who he is, she will send him a personal apology.

In other news, I'd like to apologize for ignoring Megan Fox's restraining order, and if anyone knows how I can get a hold of her, I would like to say sorry to her personally.