Michael Jackson's sister La Toya has created a milkshake in honor of her late brother for a local shop in L.A. The shake starts out chocolate, gets nutty then turns vanilla. 

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Miyuki Hatoyama says she rode in a spaceship to Venus.  Sadly, she has no proof of her visit.   Incredible--a Japanese tourist visits Venus and takes no pictures.  

In a bizarre twist, Lindsay Lohan, the suspected " Cat Burglar of Beverly Hills,"  was herself the victim of a robbery . Thieves ransacked the young and often troubled actresse's home yesterday . A safe was ripped out of the wall and many things were taken . The list of stolen items were... cash, jewelry, watches, shoes, and handbags . The three female burglars were caught on home security cameras .  L.A. Police Detectives said the suspects bore an uncanny resemblance to LaToya Jackson , Winona Ryder , and Lindsay Lohan herself ( the apparent ringleader ).

What a coincidence, Joan Rivers used the same cosmetic surgeon as Michael Jackson !  It's true check it out, even i can't make this stuff up  . Her cosmetic surgery was performed by Dr. Steven Hoefflin in Santa Monica, California . What is not as well know about the good doctor was his previous occupations as a bricklayer, body & fender repairman, and sausage stuffer .  Joan admitted to close friends she is partly responsible for her misfortune . " Next time i see a plastic surgeon, I won't be using those awful Val-Pac coupons that come in the mail ! "  

A meaner, tougher, and much more dominant Ann Robinson will be getting her old show back next season .  Scatter-brained, self indulgent,  lady celebrity contestants will be competing in this updated version of " The Weakest Link  " . The opening show will include : Jessica Simpson , La Toya Jackson , Britney Spears , Lindsay Lohan , Mariah Carey , Sarah Palin , Vanna White , Paris Hilton , Beyonce Knowles , and Kendra Wilkinson .  Originally the show was to run for only 30 minutes but Robinson was able to convince the producer she needed at least one hour .   " These 10 Frivolous and Vacuous Tarts are incredibly stupid .  I am going to have to repeat each question at least a half dozen times and kick a few butts before i get any responce . "  Robinson said ................  Tom Cruise and Joe Biden will headline the all male sequel .......................................................................................(kascha-whitney) 

LaToya Jackson called in to discuss her murder conspiracy plot on Larry King Live . She also wanted the world to know just how much she loved and admired her late brother .  During the phone conversation the outspoken and often controversial host asked LaToya about her 1991 tell-all book  " LaToya : Growing-up in the Jackson Family. "   " LaToya, in 1993 on the Howard Stern Show, you and your husband Jack Gordon said you believed the rumors that Michael was a vacuous, maloderous, child-touching pervert . What do you have to say about that ? "   LaToya replied , " Oh Larry, if you believe that nonsense you will also believe i was a stripper , posed nude in Playboy , and Jack Gordon died and went to Heaven ! "  

A dearful LaToya told two British newspapers today she believes her brother Michael was murdered by someone who stood to gain by his demise . She also went on to say that over Two Million Dollars worth of cash and jewelry were missing from the Jackson mansion . The L.A. police have only a few CLUE's to go by . 1) Was it father Joe Jackson in the Study with a Pipe ?  2) Or was it Miko Brando in the Kitchen with Dagger ? 3)  Maybe Lindsay Lohan in the Billiard Room with a Gun ? 4) Could be Debbie Rowe in the Conservatory with a Wrench ?  5) Perhaps it might be  LaToya in the Library with a Candelabra ?  6) How about Jack Gordon, LaToya's ex husband ,with a Rope in the Dining Room ?  7)  Can't rule out dermatologist Dr. Arnold Klein with OxyContin and Demerol in the Lounge ?  8)  Quite possibly, cardiologist Dr. Conrad Murray with an Intravenous of Diprivan in the Bedroom ? ........    A very angry Jack Gordon from his grave lashed back at the police saying,   " Leave me the hell alone , I've been dead and buried for over four years now ! " .........................................................................................(kascha & whitney )  

Toyota Motors announced today they will soon begin production of their latest hybrid design .  " We have created an entirely new car that does not run on gasoline . It is totally powered by hot air . We named it the LaToya ! " 

The 10 nominee's for the  " 2009 Emotionally Challenged Female Celebrity Of The Year Award " are as follows , : 1). Liza "  With a Z " Minnelli , 2). Elizabeth " Once married a Hilton "  Taylor ,  3). " Shotgun  Sarah " Palin ,  4). LaToya " Phantom of the Opera " Jackson ,  5). Lindsay " Cat Burglar " Lohan ,  6). Debbie " I'll Kick Your Ass " Rowe , 7). Susan " Young Frankenstein " Boyle , 8). Sharon " Bad Karma " Stone , 9).  Naomi " Flying BlackBerry " Campbell ,  10). Tyra " Tyra Loves Tyra " Banks  ................The voting will take place at a later date  .........................................................................( kascha & whitney )

I was amused by the strange creature on stage hiding under a large black flying saucer like hat, at the Michael Jackson ceremony yesterday . It reminded me of the spacecraft from the old Forbidden Planet sci-fi movie . A closer look revealed that bizarre figure not to be that of Michael, but of crazy outcast sister La Toya . ****  Father Joe Jackson in an interview with reporters earlier today said, "  La Toya will replace Michael on all planned concert tours . She can dance and lipsink just as well as Michael, and fits into all his costumes ! "