Queen Elizabeth, because if the kids really started to act up, she could lock them up in the Tower of London and have their heads cut off. Now, that's reality tv!

O.J. Simpson is reportedly depressed and despondent. He must have finally seen his performance in The Towering Inferno. We're guessing his depression is brought on by not being able to find the real killer.
 

It is now called "Nobody Shops At Sears For Clothes Tower". 

Did you see the new viewing platform jutting out from the 103rd floor of the Sears Tower in Chicago? It consists of a transparent ceiling, walls, and of course the floor which gives patrons a clear view 1353 ft. straight down... Rumor is, the first visitor to step out onto the glass platform and look down did an homage to Danny Thomas.. if ya know what I mean..

Not guilty?  Oh, well give him a passport, money and allow him to be free to run amok inside our borders.  I'm sure he's no threat whatsoever. 

I wonder if Tom Cruise is his lawyer?  I would love to be in court everyday screaming "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" at inappropriate times during the case. 

And when the judge says "Order in the court!" I'll say, "YOU WANT ME IN THAT TOWER, YOU NEED ME IN THAT TOWER!" 

CHICAGO SUN-TIMES EXCLUSIVE | 4-foot Ledge walkway will let visitors look 103 stories straight down

..at all the corrupt politicians walking the streets below.

Every 7 years the Paris landmark normally gets a fresh coat of brown paint. This time around they're opting for white...since the French people have a history of waving flags of this color.

The skyscraper going up at "Ground Zero" has just had a name change from "Freedom Tower" to "One World Trade Center." Mmmm...

Despite a 2014 completion date, the first tenants, The People's Republic of China, will begin storing their complete offices in a warehouse two blocks away, starting next week.

The pilot stated that he had to crash into the Hudson River because the Freedom Tower is still under construction.

Ann Coulter, the self-declared queen of the Republican Party, this week went on The View and maligned single mothers – blaming them for just about everything that plagues the American society as we know it. 

Coulter is the level-headed pundit who wrote in her syndicated column the day after the 9/11 Twin Towers bombings in NYC, “...We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." Coulter also lambasted widows of the 9/11 bombings by saying, “These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them. ... I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much ... how do we know their husbands weren't planning to divorce these harpies? Now that their shelf life is dwindling, they'd better hurry up and appear in Playboy.”

As a religious and spiritual leader, this skinny, psychotic elephant has all the wisdom of St. Frances of Assisi, and illustrates this by reportedly saying, “Christianity fuels everything I write. Being a Christian means that I am called upon to do battle against lies, injustice, cruelty, hypocrisy — you know, all the virtues in the church of liberalism." - And this spiritual mountain also said, “I'm a Christian first and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it..."

And though the Daily Comedy investigative comedian team is trying to be very, very nice here, if all this equivocation and doubletalk isn’t enough, some the the powerful, influential people who know Coulter well claim that she will do just about anything imaginable - or even unimaginable - to further her career as a political braying jackass.

You’ve got it going on, Ann. You’re an ideal role model for single Moms, widowed Moms, terrorists, Republicans and wanna be pundits everywhere. Even Sarah Palin can learn a few things from you – on what not to be.