Because he only fucks up. 

The last teacher and speaker of an ancient Indian language has died. That is a tragedy:

Now, who will train all those customer service operators for Verizon?

Twitter is like dementia what you say is soon forgotten life is a series of forgetful moments twitter folks have short attention spans lol

gigglehead on twitter in bottom photo                                                                                                                                                         

Tom Watson believes Tiger Woods needs to show some humility when he returns to golf. And some restraint when he returns to Las Vegas.

Tomorrow night President Obama will deliver his annual State of the Gabrielle Union Address.  Here is a small excerpt of the president's speech:  "She fine !" 

The two oldest of 19 Duggar children saved the life of a young girl when they pulled her out of a car accident and began CPR to revive her after she had choken on a chicken nugget during the automobile impact.

When asked about the heroic rescue, John, a volunteer fireman, said, "I didn't go out there thinking that today I was going to save the life of a total stranger. I just assumed I was related to her. My bad."

In the News--Breast Implant bombs are now the next terrorist threat.  Gives new meaning to the term "Check out those Bazookas!"

In his quest to help another automaker with his government intervention, Obama has a solution to Toyota’s sticking gas pedal problem…… He is raising all speed limits to 120 mph.

Actor Rip Torn was found inside a closed bank.Maybe he thought he could gain some renewed interest in his career.

Tomorrow of course is groundhog day. If obama sees his shadow then I'm afraid there will be 6 more weeks of unemployment.