I saw an article today under the headline 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Lying. But I was groggy when I first read it and thought the last word was Dying.

Wouldn't that have been a fun article If I read that correctly:

SIGN 1: He cancels plans with you because he's been coughing up blood for 2 days straight.

SIGN 2: He spends less time with you than with a Hospice... 

   Several avid fight fans were arguing about who was the dirtiest boxer of all time.

   The winner named a little-known journeyman, Kirk "The Toe" Kowalski, who was involved in twelve stoppages on cuts--to his opponent's shins. 

On Thursday, San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum was awarded the NL Cy Young by the Baseball Writers Association and High Times Magazine.

www.jerrywolski.com

Richie was visited by her friend Paris Hilton who coincidentally has also spent lots of time flat on her back.

President Obama is currently in South Korea.Staffers are having a difficult time translating Seoul food to soul food on the menu. 

Putting a good spin on bad news : April 15, 1912 , White Star Liner officials announce, : Titanic sinks, but the good news is 705 people were rescued . Unfortunately 1517 died but they were mostly lower class steerage passengers  .  ****** Election Day November 7, 1972 : President Nixon beats George McGovern in a lopsided landslide victory. The McGovern campaign manager declared, " We may have lost 49 out of 50 states including George's home state of South Dakota, but we won Massachusetts ! "  ********  November 16, 2009  General Motors announces a loss of Only $1.2 Billion Dollars for the third quarter. President Obama was so pleased with the good news G.M. didn't lose another $6 billion of taxpayer money as had been expected.  He said on Chinese National TV, " I think it's time we pop open the champaigne bottles and celebrate ! "   .

...Meyer Levy, a former Rabbi who renounced his faith in the 1980's, has been re-doctrinated back into the Hebrew faith.  When asked how it felt to enter a synogogue after all this time, Meyer replied, "Rejewvenated." 

   An elderly local sign-maker found that he had in stock over 20,000 somewhat dated placards, declaring :  "The Customer Is Always Right."

   The oldtimer was not optimistic about selling these signs --until he got an idea and made a quick phone call.

   Fox News bought them all. 

I'm sure it's not the first time she's been on her knees.