15 year old Pro Golfer Alexis Thompson won't be allowed to play in one of the LPGA Tour's biggest events.  Apparently pro golf is okay with being associated with skanky cocktail waitresses, but they draw the line at underage girls.

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Men are being asked to keep their wives indoors until the golf tournament is over. 

Betty White really has the hots for Robert Redford.He's such a young and cute potential boy toy.................only 73.

A new show will be premiering on Spike T.V. this fall, it will be about pro athletes facing off against ordinary people. It will feature athletes like: Ben Roethlisburger, Tiger Woods, and Kobe Bryant. The show will be titled "Pros vs Ho's"

PS: THIS ISN'T ANOTHER "T.W" JOKE

I see Tiger Woods is still wearing his scarlet sweater 

Americans couldn't handle the British hazards like large bunkers, deep rough, and patches of oil.

I bought a dozen of those Tiger Woods golf balls,with his mistresses faces.Thank God OJ Simpson can't get his hands on them..................he always slices. 

That explains why Tiger, who's  in Scotland for the British Open,  was seen at a pub in the company of Heather Mills.   

By now everyone knows about Mel Gibson's infamous phone call rant .  However one day earlier Mel had telephoned several trusted friends for advice on how to handle his situation with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva .

  Alec Baldwin :   "  Mel tell her she's a thoughtless little pig and she made you feel like shit . Go and straighten her ass out !  "

 Chris Brown  :  " Oksana needs a bat to the side of the head, Mel .  Want me to come over ? " 

Michael Richards :  " Fifty years ago we'd have her upside down with a f**king fork up her ass . Look Mel, she's a nagger throw her ass out !  " 

Kobe Bryant :  "  Hey Mel, tell her you're gonna come over and  rape her communist ass .  I would ! "

Gary Coleman's Ghost :  " Mel, tell that bitch to go phuck herself . Why don't you hit her with a bus and drown her in the ocean ?  " 

Sarah Palin :  " Mr. Gibson, tell her if she gets raped by a pack of  wild Negrows it's her own fault . "

Archie Bunker :  "  You're right Mel , the Jews are responsible for all the trouble in the world . I think your pinko girlfriend may just be a Heb, if you know what I mean (wink) . "

Tiger Woods :  " I'll take her off your hands . You know how I feel Mel, "   " If she's White she's alright, if she's Black send her back . "