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Frank James
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RETURNING, PERHAPS, TO AN OPEN THEATER NEAR YOU

By: Frank James (M)
Submitted: Nov 8, 2009
Category: Weird  Staff Pick!
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Animal

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   Ancient Al tells me that, during the Great Depression, some folks roamed local parks hunting small animals.  Apparently, hunger inspired unusual, desperate behavior.

   "It was a time of reversal," Al observes.  "The park became a place where pigeons and squirrels fed people." 


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Neil Berliner
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"Drink Up"

By: Neil Berliner (C)
Submitted: Nov 5, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Mariah Carey

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On The Larry King Show, Mariah Carey told him that she drank what she called "ugly juice" to prepare for her role in the film "Precious".  To survive her acting, audience members will hopefully be given free "amnesia juice" when they leave the theater!  


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Terry Tyller
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Cell Phone

By: Terry Tyller (M)
Submitted: Nov 4, 2009
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Cell Phone

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A man enraged by a noisy family sitting near him in a movie theatre shot the father of the family in the arm, police said. James Joseph Cialella of Philadelphia faces six charges that include attempted murder and aggravated assault. Upon hearing this, United Artist Theaters has announced a new policy. Customers are encouraged to bring firearms to the movie theater and shoot the first person that answers their cell phone during the movie.


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Dan Berry
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Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

By: Dan Berry (C)
Submitted: Oct 22, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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New York City

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Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge

Rapper Lil Wayne pleaded guilty in Manhattan court today to a gun charge.

Last year, following a performance at the Beacon Theater in NYC, cops raided Lil Wayne’s tour bus on the suspicion that he was in the possession of marijuana. But what they found was a bit more serious than a little weed.

When the NYPD approached the bus, Lil Wayne allegedly tossed a Louis Vuitton bag with a gun inside, which got him charged with attempted weapon possession.

Authorities reportedly tied the gun to Lil Wayne using “a debated, highly sensitive DNA profiling technique”:

He’s black… He’s a rapper… He’s guilty! 


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Gary B.
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"Whip It" opens in theaters this weekend

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Oct 3, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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David Letterman

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"Whip It" is a movie about the sexual escapades of David Letterman.


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Gary B.
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New Michael Moore documentary due in theaters Oct 2

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Sep 21, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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Michael Moore

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New Michael Moore documentary due in theaters Oct 2

Moore's new documentary  is called "Capitalism: A Love Story."   Moore's next movie will be called "Cheesecake:  A Love Story."


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Jackson Memorial Service

By: Phil Murphy (C)
Submitted: Jul 1, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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Thousands of Michael Jackson fans gathered at Harlem's Apollo Theater to celebrate his life and music.

It's weird that they are honoring him at the Apollo considering he wasn't really black anymore.


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Gary B.
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'Drag Me to Hell' opens in theaters this weekend

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: May 29, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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New Jersey

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"Drag Me to Hell" is about a young woman who is abducted from her Baltimore home and taken to New Jersey.


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Georgia Professor Shooting Suspect Missing

By: John Roman (C)
Submitted: Apr 26, 2009
Category: News  
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Georgia

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Authorities, who have few leads, are searching for a college professor suspected in the shooting deaths of his wife and two men outside a community theater that was staging a performance of "Sherlock Holmes: The Final Adventure". A shocked community offered to help in the search, but police had to say thanks but no thanks when theatre performers arrived wearing tweed deerstalker hats, matching overcoats, and carrying large magnifying glasses.

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Gary B.
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"The Soloist" opens in theaters today

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Apr 24, 2009
Category: Entertainment  
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LateNet

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For those not familiar with this flick, "The Soloist" is a movie about Ray Ellin's sex life.


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