Two Princeton researchers say that studies show tall people are smarter and do better on cognitive tests than short people from as early as age 3. ***MARLAR: Michael Jordan’s next career... genetics!

The Detroit News reported Saturday that 17 year-old Willis Chen, a senior at Canton High School, received perfect scores on the ACT, the SAT and the PSAT. ACT Inc. spokeswoman Mary Owens says it’s “quite an accomplishment.” The College Board, which administers the SAT and PSAT, says it doesn’t track whether anyone has scored perfectly on both tests. Willis celebrated another outstanding achievement, 17 years and he’s never had a date.

Tim Tebow is still undergoing a battery of post-concussion tests. Which he's probably having a tutor take for him.

Despite protests that golf is an elitist and sexist sport, golf will return as an Olympic sport in 2016. To fend off criticism, Golf officials agreed to allow women in the clubhouse during the Olympics to serve drinks.     

There's a new twist on the beauty pageant in Hungary. They call it "The Miss Plastic" pageant and it's only open to women who have had breast implants, tummy tucks, facelifts and other cosmetic plastic surgeries. But the prizes won't be awarded to the contestants, rather the plastic surgeons who did the work. Judges will not only have to study the contestants' vital statistics but their medical records too. And like all beauty contests, the backstage drama has already begun. Contestant Alexandra Horvath said, "I'm suing my hair supplier because what they supplied caught fire while it was being dyed-- luckily before it had been fitted to my head!" Organizers claim the event allows the contestants, aged from 19 to 38, to celebrate the beautiful bodies they helped to create.  ***MARLAR: Shouldn't they be holding this contest in Silicon Valley? 

Gender tests revealed the 8 foot tall South African gold metal winner to be a man . Caster's father claims his child is really a Hermaphrodite while most doctors agree Semenya is more of a Him-maphrodite . " That would explain the huge bulge between Caster's legs that resembled a roll of  Tar-Paper , "  said the amazed female runner who finished a distant second place .

The coach of controversial runner Caster Semenya resigned over anger at her gender tests. Or his gender tests, depending who you ask.

Lays potato chips recently pulled the idea for their newest flavor of potato chip.

Semen flavored.

In taste tests 90% of women that tried them..refused to swallow..and simply spit them out.

is "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Daryl may cause nausea,fatigue and kidney or liver problems. Some individuals may experience unexplained fits of laughter, loss of bladder control or incontinence. Ask your doctor if Daryl is right for you." 

A 7.8 magnitude earthquake has moved the southern tip of New Zealand 12" closer to Australia.

So wrong answers on American high school students' geography tests will now be closer to one another.