Typical  Muslim Terrrorist child upbringing words of advice from parents. "Keep to yourself, walk softly, Praise Allah and carry a Neutron Bomb at all times."

Photo Shown is a 5 year old Muslim Future Terrorist having playtime with parents.

Terror suspects at Guantanamo Bay are slated to receive the H1N1 vaccine. Because if the swine flu kills them first then the terrorists win.

It's too bad Bob Dylan's Christmas album wasn't released during the Bush administration.   Al-Qaeda terrorists would have given up all their secrets.

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President Obama apologized to the Man in the Moon for NASA's accidental bombing of a reported terrorists hideout.   

A man accused of using weapons hidden in a diaper bag to terrorize airline passengers while hijacking their plane and diverting it to Cuba in 1968 faces a courthouse arraignment this week after being arrested at an airport. Longtime fugitive Luis Armando Pena Soltren was arrested last Sunday after arriving at John F. Kennedy International Airport on a flight from Cuba, federal authorities said. He was wanted for his role in the Nov. 24, 1968, hijacking of a Pan Am flight bound from New York to Puerto Rico.  ***MARLAR: Of course, if you ever changed the diaper of a newborn, you’d swear something exploded in there. 

An Afghani terrorist was planning to stage an attack in New York City on the anniversary of 9/11.  Meanwhile, several terrorists made a last minute dash to the black market for boquets of explosives because they totally forgot what day it was.

My kid came home Friday, from kindergarten, asking me all about 9/11. He said they learned about it in class. My thought was how do you go from learning about 'Little Miss Muffet' yesterday to 'AckhNod the evil Terrorist' today?

Here they are:

H1N1 shots of flu virus

Reruns of "Friends"

Barrage of Obama Health Plan Speeches

Constant viewing of reality shows

24-hour drivel (everyday!) by Kathy Lee Gifford talking about making pita bread