The FBI is reviewing a John Edwards sex tape that was turned over by a former Edwards aide this week. Authorities are hoping to gleam from the tape whether or not the former Presidential candidate is a two pump chump. 

Everybody has to stop all this foolishness that Osama Bin Laden is alive, living in a cave and send audio tapes to the world. Is this just another of Cheney's stupid ideas to keep the war on terrorists alive?

If he is alive what the hell is doing living in a cave?  And why is sending stupid audio tapes?  Who the hell makes audio tapes? If he's got electricity in that cave, why doesn't he make a video flipping everyone off?

And the news media goes crazy everytime a tape is let loose. "Osama Bin Laden Is Alive, Osama Bin Laden Is Alive, Osama Bin Laden Is Alive."  Shut up!  He's not alive.  If he is alive he would look like Jeff Dunham's puppet Achmed the Dead.

Hey. Maybe he is Achmed, "Silence, I keel you."

I predict that by the year 2020 there will be honeymoon tapes.It will lend a new meaning to the phrase..........here comes the bride. 

A new tell-all book reveals John Edwards made a sex tape with Rielle Hunter while campaigning for President.  This gives new meaning to working hard for every vote!

Threatens widespread death and destruction unless Simon Cowell returns for another season of "American Idol."

This just in:  An audio tape has been sent to the media AND, of Course, we have a transcription for you.

Female Voice: "Tiger. Tiger.  Wake Up!"

Tiger in sleeping voice:  "Wha? What's the matter Elin?"

Elin  "I have to go to the bathroom."

Tiger:  "For God's sake Elin, you woke me up at two in the morning to tell me you have to go to the bathroom?"

Elin:  "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my place."

End of Tape.

Obviously, he didn't

Tiger Woods reportedly fears a sex tape he made with one of his mistresses could be leaked online. The golfer and his PR team are allegedly working to down play any rumors of a sex tape in an effort to minimize damage to his reputation and marriage to Elin Nordegren.

What Reputation???

Check out this quote:

"Years ago, somebody told me that when Tiger was a kid, he taped a list of my golf accomplishments on his closet. Well, if he's making a checkmark every time he matches me in something, he must have his pencil out pretty darn often."

- Jack Nicklaus

Apparently he does have his pencil out quite a bit, Jack!!

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