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Greg Manuel
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Interesting Strategy...

By: Greg Manuel (C)
Submitted: May 6, 2009
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Gay and Lesbian

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David Ogden Stiers, a former cast member of the popular TV series M*A*S*H has officially come out of the closet with the following statement:

"I could claim noble reasons as coming out in order to move gay rights forward, but I must admit it is for far more selfish reasons. Now is the time I wish to find someone and I do not desire to force any potential partner to live a life of extreme discretion for me." 

Translated: "Much like George Takei, I decided to wait until nobody would care."


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Dear Star Savior: Episode 7

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2008
Category: MP3  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Star Trek

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In this week’s “Dear Star Savior”:

-- I give Amy Winehouse a few tips on how to quit smoking
-- I show George Takei and Ellen DeGeneres how they can fight for gay marriage
-- I reach out to Cher after she cancels shows for health reasons

If you see or hear about a celebrity in need of help, call the Celebrity Rescue Hotline at 206-426-5796 or contact me at StarSavior.com, where you can read "Dear Star Savior" and listen to previous episodes.

Download "Dear Star Savior: Episode 7"
(MP3, 5:21, 2.4 MB)

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Dear Star Savior: Takei, DeGeneres to fight for gay marriage

By: Marcus Howard (C)
Submitted: Nov 7, 2008
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

Gay Marriage

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Dear Star Savior: Takei, DeGeneres to fight for gay marriage

Dear Star Savior,

Hi. It’s George Takei and Ellen DeGeneres. We’re disappointed that California voters passed a ban on gay marriage, and we plan to keep fighting it. What advice do you have for us?


Dear George and Ellen,

I voted in support of gay marriage, so I hope the fight isn’t over. But getting people on board with gay marriage calls for more than just petitions and protests. It's time for some strategy.

You should encourage every gay couple to make their relationship even gayer by adding a third person. If people don’t like gay marriage, give them a taste of extra-strength gay marriage: an all-new, enriched, fortified version, now with 50% more gayness. Before long, they'll miss the days of traditional gay marriage.

The Star Savior 


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Jerry Wolski
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The Golden State of Matrimony

By: Jerry Wolski (C)
Submitted: May 21, 2008
Category: News  Staff Pick!
From Hot Topic

Ellen DeGeneres

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Now that same-sex marriage is legal in California, the list of Hollywood couples planning to wed continues to grow. Joining Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi is George Takei, the original Sulu from "Star Trek" and his partner. A Thursday news conference is planned for longtime Sesame Street mainstays, Ernie and Bert.

see more at :www.jerrywolski.com

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Star Trek's George Takei creeps out Simpsons Staff

By: Ricardo Aleman (C)
Submitted: Dec 7, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!
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The Simpsons

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via LateNet and Howard Stern show

Have you guys seen this clip? It's from the last episode of "LateNet with Ray Ellin," where Ray's guest is Hank Azaria, who does many of the Simpsons voices. I love Hank.. he's very talented. In this clip he talks about George Takei creeping out an intern from the show.




On Tuesday, the Howard Stern show (with guest George Takei) played the clip and unjustly called Hank an a-hole for saying George was creepy... uh, I hate to break it to them... but *ANY* regular guest on the Stern show is creepy! That's part of their charm.

Watch more clips from the show at http://www.dailycomedy.com/u/LateNet

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Hank Azaria on LateNet with Ray Ellin

By: LateNet with Ray Ellin (C)
Submitted: Dec 5, 2007
Category: Blogs  Staff Pick!
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Hank Azaria

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These clips of Hank Azaria are some of my favorites.... Hank is so funny, so talented, and a great guest to have. After this episode originally aired, a bit of controversy arose... Hank and I talked about George Takei - he played Sulu on Star Trek, and did a voice on the Simpson's - and some people misinterpreted Hank's story...it's all in the 3rd clip. Watch all the videos - if you are a Simpson's fan, you will LOVE them. Hank is awesome. More Hank clips to come! --Ray

Hank talks about his early years mimicing voices as a kid, his first commercial role, being a standup comic, and more.

Hank Azaria shares how he first got on the Simpson's as Moe; his early work, including "Pretty Woman"; Professor Frink; the process how a Simpson's episode is made.

Hank Azaria tells the story of George Takei working on the Simpsons... apparently George did one episode and had enough... enjoy Hank's story; he also discusses the origins of Comic Book Guy; and sings Apu's "SGT. Pepper" song.

Hank Azaria discusses Simpson's characters including Milhouse's father; Chief Wiggum; Woody Allen; whether or not their is any competition on the show; Captain Crunch; Old Sea Captain; Lou the cop.

Hank Azaria is a 4-time Emmy Award winning actor. You know him from many films including The Birdcage, Quiz Show, and Godzilla, plus television shows such as Friends, Mad About You, and Huff, and also as the star of one of the longest running and greatest programs in television history, The Simpsons. He starred in the Tony-winning Broadway show "Spamalot" and is currently starring in the Broadway show "The Farnsworth Invention."

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Star Trekkin'

By: Wild Willy Parsons (C)
Submitted: Oct 4, 2007
Category: News  Staff Pick!
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Star Trek

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Star Trekkin'An asteroid between Mars and Jupiter has been renamed "7307 Takei" in honor of the actor, best known for his role as Hikaru Sulu in the original "Star Trek" series and movies.

It is fairly easy to spot. It is the big gay one with the deep voice.

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China Love Boat Wants Rich, Good-Looking

By: Danny Abs (C)
Submitted: Nov 14, 2006
Category: Entertainment  
From Hot Topic

China

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BEIJING — A matchmaking love boat cruise open only to male millionaires and, "good-looking and desirable" women, is slated to set sail later this month, a state-run Chinese newspaper said Tuesday

Men on the cruise scheduled to go along Shanghai's Huangpu River must be worth at least two million yuan ($250,000), the China Daily quoted organizer, Xu Tianli, as saying.

Xu said more than 20 men had signed up for the Nov. 25 cruise and that half of those registered to take part were worth more than 200 million yuan ($25 million).

George Takei, Mr. Sulu, of "Star Trek" fame has announced he is launching his own cruise ship called the Shanghi Surprise. This will be the first ship in the world with 100 steam rooms , 400 massage tables and 847 glory holes.


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