2009 has been a big year for us.  We made history this year!  Got a new President... out with the Bush, in with the Fro!  President Obama declared 2009 the year of Change, but a lot of people believe we haven't seen that change.  I beg to differ.  I'm proud to say that after years of discrimination and fighting that FINALLY Taco Bell has offered us a Black Taco!  

I'd like to try one of those new Black Jack black tacos at Taco Bell.But I'm pretty sure that I would crap out.

Either the school is facing severe financial problems or school lunches are now being catered by Taco Bell.

A four year old boys day care teacher discovered a bag containing cocaine in the boys pocket. The boy stated that his father gave it to him telling him it was candy. Before the discovery the kid shared the drug with other children, also telling them it was candy. The staff and teachers were outraged. As a percaution, teahcers sent notes to parents warning " If your child believes that cocaine is candy that you might not want your child attending next weeks annual gay and lesbian sponsored hot dog and taco picnic.

I stopped at Taco Bell today for lunch.  I couldn't believe all the choices I had to make: soft or hard shell taco, mild or hot sauce,  Rolaids or Tums.  

I have a bronzed Taco Bell bean burrito as a hood ornament.It's a real flatus symbol. 

A Lakewood couple found a small bag of marijuana in a bag of food picked up at a local Del Taco Restaurant. Thirty minutes later the couple returned an ordered 16 tacos, 12 burritos and 8 large sodas.

Cuba, in the mist of a serious economic crisis, is running out of toilet paper.

Due to this epidemic, all Taco Bell's in Cuba will be closed down. 

A woman in Texas was involved in an accident, and ran her car straight into a Taco Bell.Fluids immediately began running out of the vehicle.