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Matthew Wilding
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Karzi wants what, now?

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Afghanistan

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Afghan president Hamid Karzi said this weekend that he wants security in his country to be turned over to local authorities by 2014. The US responded that it wanted it’s deficit forgiven and a Sylvester Stallone reality show, but didn’t expect to see that, either. 


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Jason Hazelwood
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Brittany Murphy - Expendable

By: Jason Hazelwood (C)
Submitted: Dec 21, 2009
Category: Entertainment  

Brittany Murphy, dead at 32, was scheduled to appear in Sylvester Stallone's new, star studded action pic Expendable.

Thankfully, she was.

Expendable.


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MC Slimm Slappy
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Movie rage

By: MC Slimm Slappy  (C)
Submitted: Feb 5, 2008
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Sylvester Stallone says that his latest "Rambo" movie with its tagline, "Either live for something, die for nothing - it's your choice," is inspiring real-life opponents of the military rulers of Myanmar. As one opponent said, "Any government that allows such bad foreign movies to be distributed in its country doesn't deserve to rule."

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Gary B.
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New Rambo Movie

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Jan 25, 2008
Category: Entertainment  

There's a new Rambo movie just released starring 61-year-old Sylvester Stallone.

The movie is called "Rambo: Tired Blood"

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Doug Chagnon
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Action Stars Vote Republican

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Jan 24, 2008
Category: Political  
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Republican

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Chuck Norris has Mike Huckabee's back and today, Rocky and Rambo star, Sylvester Stallone, announced he he'll back Republican rival John McCain's. Steven Segal endorses Burger King.

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Burt Hansen
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Stallone To Use Body Double In Rambo Movie

By: Burt Hansen (C)
Submitted: Mar 28, 2007
Category: Entertainment  

Sylvester Stallone announced that when he revives his character in the film Rambo; for some of his action scenes, he would use a body double.

Unfortunately, for Stallone’s dialogue scenes there still will be no speaking double.

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Steve Hofstetter
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Stallone Importing HGH

By: Steve Hofstetter (C)
Submitted: Mar 14, 2007
Category: Entertainment  Staff Pick!

Sylvester Stallone said he brought 48 vials of HGH into Australia because he "just didn't understand some of the rules here."

I'd like to explain the rules to Stallone in a way he might understand.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

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Dan Vollmayer
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sly stallone detained

By: Dan Vollmayer (C)
Submitted: Feb 19, 2007
Category: Entertainment  
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Airport

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Sylvester Stallone was detained at an Australian Airport for several hours over the weekend. It was believed he was carrying prohibited items in his luggage, but it turned out authorities were just questioning him about what went wrong with Rocky 5.

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Hit Movie Boosts Museum Attendance

By: Alex Fossella (C)
Submitted: Jan 6, 2007
Category: News  

Everyone who saw "Rocky Balboa" enjoyed Sylvester Stallone so much that they wanted to see more ancient relics just like him.


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Doug Chagnon
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Rocky Balboa

By: Doug Chagnon (C)
Submitted: Dec 28, 2006
Category: News  

Sylvester Stallone has said filming the sixth Rocky movie was more painful than making the first five films combined. But only half as painful as watching Rocky V.


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