My dad's a douchebag and I have proof. He owns a Linkin Park CD, he uses Axe body wash, he upstaged Taylor Swift...

Turns out Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has a real law breaker right in his own home -- his wife Maria Shriver. The Governor finally caught wind of his wife's illegal activity -- habitually talking on her cell phone while driving! That violates the new law that her hubby supported and signed into law just last year. Maria was photographed twice driving her car while holding her cell phone -- most recently last Sunday in Los Angeles. Had she been busted, she would have owed the bankrupt state of California $20 plus fees for the first offense and $50 plus fees for the second. The pictures were forwarded to Schwarzenegger who went on Twitter and dropped the following note to Harvey Levin: "Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. There's going to be swift action."  ***MARLAR: He says there is no truth to the rumor that he is going to terminate her. 

Governor Schwarznegger promised "swift action" after hearing that his wife Maria was caught in her car breaking California's new cell phone law.  Arnold immediately drove home himself and gave her some "swift action". 

Taylor Swift and Taylor Hicks  and Taylor Dayne and James Taylor should all go cheer up Elizabeth Taylor, with some carols for her repetitive stress syndrome.

Joe Jackson, father of the late Michael Jackson, shared some harsh opinions regarding Kanye West’s hijacking of Taylor Swift’s moment and insists he be blackballed out of show business for that.

He could start by signing Kanye to his new record label, Ranch Records, just as soon as possible.

Kanye West called Taylor Swift to apologize for sabotaging her acceptance speech at the VMA's.   Taylor Swift tried to accept his apology but Kanye West interrupted to say that Barack Obama had the best apology acceptance this year when he accepted the apology made by Joe Wilson.  In fact, Kanye added Barack Obama had the best acceptance of an apology ever.   

 Kayne was on Jay Leno last night trying to apologize about the VMA incident involving Taylor Swift, but right in the middle of his apology..SC Representative Joe Wilson interupted him yelling, "YOU LIAR!"

 Taylor Swift has a new hit single out called "Heartless".

Kanye West appeared on Leno's new NBC show to apologize for interrupting Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech.

Kanye, incredibly confused, apologized for his outburst, but still believes that "Obama Care" will ensure illegal immigrants.

Kanye West sabotaged Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the VMAs. At least now I get why Michael Jackson changed his skin color.