NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!"

Nearly 70 percent questioned in an AP-Ipsos poll said people are ruder than they were 20 or 30 years ago. The trend was noticed in large and small places alike, although more urban people reported bad manners (74%) than people in rural areas (67%).  ***MARLAR: As if any of us give flip about some jerks taking a stupid survey. 

A new study has found the fear of looking stupid stops people from using self-service checkout machines -- but hiding in a crowd helps. And that could give stores some tips on how to handle self-checkout, which is becoming a very popular cost-cutting tool among retailers. The study found that shoppers felt more comfortable ringing up their own purchases if they were alone or in a crowd. But if there was just one other person waiting in line behind them, they felt more pressured and less confident and were less likely to use the machine again or recommend it to others.  ***MARLAR: It might also have made them nervous to have some doofus with a clipboard hovering over them ready to ask about their checkout experience. 

   Modern liberal philosophy consists of the following precepts:  George W. Bush, stupid.  Dick Cheney, evil.   Sarah Palin, clueless.

   Admittedly, resentment of a  few  individuals hardly represents the breadth of  leftist thinking.  Therefore, to be comprehensive, I should include:  Barack Obama, good.

   (Joe Biden, asshole, is a bipartisan notion.)

Stupid Hillary--if she would have just made a nice effort to reconcile these feuding countries instead of actually succeeding , she could have won the Nobel Peace Prize.

They aren't stupid.  Senate Democrats  know if they don't pass a health care bill,  they are going to need those jobless benefits.

The three former dumb blonde stars of  Hugh Hefner's " Girls Next Door " are so stupid . Kendra said she once studied all night for a blood test .  Holly admitted she brought all her cosmetics to school for a Make up test . And Bridget still believes her breast implants were manufactered in Silicon Valley !

One female said Letterman told her to roll over on her back,  stick her legs up in the air, and growl.  She said Letterman got the idea from a "stupid pet trick."

 A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals.  That explains Rosie O’Donnell’s stupidity!

Plaxico Burress is going to jail for shooting himself.

Finally stupidity is a felony!

I bet he won't go into prison bragging he's the best wide out to play the game!