Volunteers in Miami were on the street to try to convince Super Bowl prostitutes that there were other options for them. But after looking at Miami’s unemployment numbers, the prostitutes were just happy to have jobs. 

Just as Miami's hotels, restaurants and retail stores are seeing a bump in business for one of the biggest sporting events of the year, law enforcement and social service agencies say they are also witnessing a spike in trafficking of underage sex workers.

As a result, volunteers are out in force in Miami, Florida, this Super Bowl weekend to try to try to get teenage girls off the streets… by moving them into Charlie Sheen's house. 

Tim Tebow, the Heisman winning quarterback, will be starring in a superbowl ad this Sunday stating his opposition to abortion, because his mother and father decided not to abort him.  Leaving aside the question of whether they were right or wrong, the fact is, both of his parents were itinerant preachers, wandering around the country "evangelizing" about Christ, while preventing young Tim from attending school....That's called "homeschooling".....Ya know I should tell my boss about "vacation-working"....Anyway,

Tim Tebow could recite the laws of Newtonian physics directly from the textbook and I would raise an eyebrow...........

He could tell me that the 8-sided red signs at the ends of many streets are stop signs, and I'd be highly skeptical.....

For Heaven's sake, Tim Tebow could tell me that the sun rises in the east and I'd think he was full of shit!

Q: Why do Republican politicians never conduct business on the same street where a prostitute is working?

A: Professional courtesy.

 Hang in there.
 
The forest was full of Pine Trees thick as grass with a dirt road that led the fox up the path. The fox was collard by a leash of a chain. If you were to see the fox on a picture 20 feet in width, you would notice the chain of leash extended with no one in sight. The fox was not tired of being held by this chain for he had done it many times before. The fox was strong now and could smell he was on the right path. The fox had just made it up a light incline through the forest on the dirt grassy road.  He knew the holder of his leash was no where in site to be sure.. he had lost sight of the holder of the leash once he had made it around the bend in the road and hurried over the top of the hill.. The fox glanced back to be sure and looked over his right shoulder and all he could see was the leash that was still pulled tight off the ground pulling to the left tight around the bend in the road. The  fox knew this time by instinct his senses were right. As the fox traveled up further through the black forest his paws could feel the dirt and his sensitive smell made him turn to a look again behind. His nose sensed and saw three wild ducks or chickens crossing the path he moments before had passed. The fox said to himself screw them, I could eat them all if I wanted too but he pressed onward. The vibrations were getting to fabricate in his ears and he moved more swiftly towards the humming. All of a sudden the humming of the Queen bee engulfed his whole fox senses. At that moment a gigantic Queen bee appeared before the fox, and at that moment the collar was released from the fox and all the weight of the world and the chain dropped for the first time in years as the Queen bee carried the fox off to a pot of Honey and dropped him in. The honey tasted so good.
Thank you Mister Richards said the man behind the desk. Welcome to our company. Mr. Richards reached out his hand and shook the hand of the owner of the largest clothes manufacturer in the world and said thank you sir for hiring me. As Mr. Richards left the lobby and walked out into the street. He looked up to the Heavens and said “Thank You God, I’m glad that’s over.”
 
Scot Marinick

A chicken playing chicken? That's what's happening on a busy Glendale, California street where a black hen has been dodging cars, captors and coyotes for two months. Officials say the bird has been darting into traffic outside Glendale Community College since it was first reported Nov. 20. The chicken has drawn a growing crowd of photographers and journalists as animal control officers struggle to catch it.  ***MARLAR: Darting in and out of traffic and dodging coyotes?  Are they sure this isn’t a road runner?

Was stopped on the street and asked by an Inquiring Photographer if in this day and age there still was such a thing as "truly a man's job."  After thinking it over for a minute or so, the only answer i could come up with was "lead actor in a gay porn film."

A British newspaper is reporting that a intruder was arrested at Susan Boyle's house over the weekend. Police identified the intruder to be none other then General Larry Platt. Platt was found in Boyles bedroom yelling "pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking for Susan Boyle with my pants on the ground".

As part of President Obama's new banking regulation changes, what was once referred to as the bonus season will now be changed to the "Bone-us" season.