I wanted to wish everyone a happy Black History Month.

Black History Month...or, as the Republicans call it...February.

The Movie Patrons gave a Dear John to AVATOR with DEAR JOHN today.  The love story Dear John pushed Avatar out of the top spot this weekend.

Now we'll have to wait and see who gives Dear John a Dear John.

Yes, Dear, it's a Dear John for a dear, dear Dear John and now I'm going to the John, Dear.

The Tiger Woods story can’t be over. Only twelve gals have been identified as his lovers. We all know Tiger always plays eighteen holes!

Larry King had himself turned into a Na'vi,from the Avatar movie.His actions produced the lowest hanging blue balls in history.

It's time to repeal the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy and allow gay troops to serve openly for the first time in history, the nation's top defense officials declared Tuesday.  Finally, troops can make suggestions for decorating their barracks without fear of dismissal. 

Today I was watching ABC News when they brought my attention to a story of a Young College Student named Meghan Shaea who was presented as a person with the "talent" of  "speaking backwards easily". Now I don't know about you, but the high school where I came from they put these people in a "special" room with other "special" people that shared similar traits! Such as, down syndrome, retardation, incestuous by-products with super low IQ's (I'm from ga), and you guessed it "Dyslexia"!!

So for arguments sake, lets pretend that the you, me, and the rest of the world excluding ABC has never heard of this learning disorder that in this case has manifested into the ability to speak backwards! Lets just focus in on the word "talent" and forget all about learning disabilities for a minute. Assuming that she is the only person in the world that can speak this way.. how the hell is it a talent? Who the fck is she going to translate for, Boonhouser from King of the Hill, Fat Alberts friend Mushmouth, Gleek from The Wonder twins, or maybe even Kenny from South Park?? On the bright side, all those douche bags that took French in High School instead of Spanish, only to find out that girls don't "Dig" French and that French people stink, will have someone to laugh at now!!

Tiger Woods was reported to have sexual encounters with other men.  This marks the first time in history that a gay sexual encounter didn't involve Craigslist.

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. 

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. 

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in

 the window. "This house is yours for eternity. Peyton", said God. 

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. 

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around

 the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold 

sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag,

 and in eery window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,

 but I have a question, I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,

 and I even been in the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's MINE."

 Kiefer Sutherland was among customers roped into an alleged cattle scam that netted more than a million dollars. Pretty strange. … Even stranger, a story with Kiefer Sutherland that doesn’t include the words “minor assault charges.”