An old classic -----Three blondes meet at the Pearly Gates of heaven. St. Peter gave them an entrance exam. He asked the first blond, “What is Easter?”
She answered, “Oh, that’s easy. It’s in November and we all eat turkey…”
“Wrong,” St. Peter said. “You can’t come in.” He asked the second blonde, “What is Easter?”
“Oh, that’s in December, when we celebrate the birth of Christ, and exchange gifts, and eat lots of turkey.”
“No, no,” St. Peter said, looking discouraged. He turned to the third blonde and said, “Can you tell me what Easter is?”
“Of course,” he said. “Jesus was crucified by the Romans. They nailed him to the cross, made him wear a crown of thorns, and pierced his side. His friends buried him in a cave and sealed it with a stone.”
“Excellent,” St. Peter said. “Go on.”
“On Easter, they roll away the stone, and Jesus rises. If he sees his shadow, we’ll have six more weeks of winter.”

The Best Theme Song Ever!

Thunder!

Thunder!

THUNDER CATS!  HO!

Damn, I never thought of the Ho part before. It spoils everything.  Just like the Flintstones having a "gay old time."  That really rocks my world.  

In Haiti, multiple women are still being pulled from underneath rubble.  Betty Rubble is furious, unaware her husband was vacationing without her and was on top of so many women!  

In a Rolling Stone interview, singer John Mayer made some waves after admitting he likes to pleasure himself regularly.  In fact, he masturbates at home so much, that the waves he made flooded his entire neighborhood!

This action made stoners the first people to actually like something about New Jersey.

Joey McIntyre of New Kids On The Block recently compared his group collaborating with New Edition as being like the Beatles working with the Rolling Stones. McIntyre then claimed responsibility for starting the Obama/Hitler comparisons.

The law to legalize medical marijuana in New Jersey has passed. Oh great! Now, the state with the drivers who are so rude that they would flip the bird to Mother Theresa are going to be driving stoned. 

What's next? An official state munchie?

Some one on Face Bookasked me if they should post old girlfriends or date while tryng to fine that special person: My Response was:...To wear your day or thoughts on FB is brilliant form of sharing, but to show your stepping stones maybe a bridge your building without strength (c) Tina O

Is FaceBook on your Mobile called FaceBile? And What about MySpace? Is that called MyBile? I just wanna know, because I'm sick and tired of all the lazy motherfuckers I got workin' for me that sit on MyFace all day, telling every motherfucker that cares to be on MyFace every damn thought that goes through their damn head!!!!