Ringo Starr’s star was added to the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday.  And for you kids who don’t know who Ringo Starr is--he’s the creepy-looking dude in the Beatles Rock Band video game.

Toyota's problems are widespread and scary! Everyone is frightened!

I got in a friend's Prius the other day and, when he turned the ignition on, the voice in the navigation unit started reciting the Rosary.

People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday, guys!

 Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."

An Alaska dentist has given a bald eagle a unique beak - using a temporary crown, sticky poster putty and yellow highlighter. The bird was found in December with severe damage to its beak, apparently from fishing line that wrapped around it and started cutting into it.  Cindy Palmatier at the Bird Treatment and Learning Center says staff there decided to turn to dentist Kirk Johnson, who thought of patching up the beak with the same material used to make temporary crowns for people.  The "crown" is being held on with poster putty, and Johnson colored it in using highlighter to give it a yellow tint. The bird center says the eagle is doing just fine but won't be able to return to the wild.  ***MARLAR: Because even the animal kingdom sees ugly nose jobs. 

The orbital Cassini probe detected what is most likely a large body of water on one of Saturn’s moon. What surprised scientists most, they said, is that it’s actually right next to a Starbucks.

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Halmark or Heshey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday.

 Then again, I'm also assure that I "just don't understand football."

Good news--Tiger now out of sex rehab. As part of his treatment, they've prescribed a twelve step program starting with a "snatch-patch" to wean him off his addicktion. 

This winter storm that paralyzed D.C. and Baltimore is being referred to as "Snowmageddon" by Barack Obama....Excellent term Mr.President... but why do I get the feeling Hollywood will latch-on and make a hybrid global warming/killer asteroid-themed movie starring Dennis Quaid and Bruce Willis??

On this day in 1887, Verdi's opera "Otello" premiered at La Scala.  Before it started audience members were asked to please silence their pocketwatches.

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A man was checking into a motel and asked the female clerk behind the desk "Is the room's TV porn channel disabled?"

She glared at him and said "No, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard!"