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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"
Let me explain something. I don't watch football and I don't care about football. I'll explain why that is. Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport. It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country. Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."
WHAT!?!?!?! WTF! Seriously?
So, the commercials are better than the game? And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport! And more people watch it for the commercials than the game? These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them. READ THIS: If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?
I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this. Way to create another holiday, guys!
Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."
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"Dick Cheney is going out on Halloween night dressed as the Ghost of Torture Past." Richmond, Virginia stand-up comedian Chris Martin discusses David Letterman, the Obama's Portuguese Water Boarding dog, Mel Gibson, Jon Goselin, Michael Moore, Sarah Palin, Teddy Kennedy, Balloon Boy, Meghan McCain, Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus, Lisa Lampanelli and Artie Lange at Paradox Comedy's Motel Hell October 29, 2009. He's introduced by Jesse Wiley and Thomas George.
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