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SillyWilly
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Sarah Has A ‘Tea Party’ To Mock Obama

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: News  
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Sarah Palin

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Sarah Has A ‘Tea Party’ To Mock Obama

Palin questioned whether the suspect in the attempted bombing of a Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit was interrogated aggressively enough.

“Treating this like a mere law-enforcement matter places our country at grave risk,” she said. “To win that war, we need a commander-in-chief, not a professor of law standing at the lectern.”

 

I think she's suiting up. 


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Super Bowl: XLVIII minutes of commercial entertainment

By: Uomo Pazzo (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Super Bowl

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Hal-mark or Hershey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday, guys!

 Then again, I'm also assured that I "just don't understand football."


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can i haz omnipitancez?

By: Matthew Wilding (C)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Weird  
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Animal

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Archeologists unearthed an Egyptian temple of the ancient cat goddess, giving many a better understanding of why god is so frequently sleeping on the job.


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Super Bowl: IIV minutes of commercial entertainment

By: Uomo Pazzo (M)
Submitted: Feb 8, 2010
Category: Sports  
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Super Bowl

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People keep asking me, "Did ya watch the big game?" and "How about the super bowl?"

Let me explain something.  I don't watch football and I don't care about football.  I'll explain why that is.  Without argument, The NFL Superbowl is the largest event for the sport.  It's said that more people watch it than any other single broadcast in the country.  Now at least 80-90% of people I talk to say, "I only watch it for the commercials..."

WHAT!?!?!?!  WTF!  Seriously?

 So, the commercials are better than the game?  And we aren't talking about the minor leagues, either, we're talking about the Annual Pinnacle of the sport!  And more people watch it for the commercials than the game?  These same people would tell you they don't like commercials and that they are thankful for their DVR so that they can fast forward through them.  READ THIS:  If the commercials are better than the game and commercials suck, then why would I watch the game, much less any of the less-anticipated games of the season?  

I'm starting to wonder if Halmark or Heshey is somehow behind this.  Way to create another holiday.

 Then again, I'm also assure that I "just don't understand football."


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Webster Rerun

By: Hunter Downs (M)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: Entertainment  
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Michael Jackson

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I understand that Michael Jackson might be digitally inserted into the new We Are The World video.I'm sure Michael was quite familiar with inserting his digits. 


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Washington at standstill from snowstorm

By: Gary B. (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  
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Nancy Pelosi

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The storm has been nicknamed the "Nancy Pelosi" storm because like her face nothing in Washtington is moving.


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Let it snow?

By: MC Slimm Slappy  (C)
Submitted: Feb 7, 2010
Category: News  
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Washington

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Heavy snowstorms have struck the eastern US, paralysing air and road transportation, and bringing Washington DC to a standstill, doing an even better job than the Republicans have been doing.


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Chris Martin: Cheney and the Portuguese Water Boarding Dog

By: Chris Martin (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: MP3  
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Dick Cheney

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"Dick Cheney is going out on Halloween night dressed as the Ghost of Torture Past." Richmond, Virginia stand-up comedian Chris Martin discusses David Letterman, the Obama's Portuguese Water Boarding dog, Mel Gibson, Jon Goselin, Michael Moore, Sarah Palin, Teddy Kennedy, Balloon Boy, Meghan McCain, Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus, Lisa Lampanelli and Artie Lange at Paradox Comedy's Motel Hell October 29, 2009. He's introduced by Jesse Wiley and Thomas George.

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Walking Man Statue walks over record of art sold @ auction

By: SillyWilly  (M)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: News  

Walking Man Statue walks over record of art sold @ auction

A life-size bronze sculpture "Walking Man I," by Alberto Giacometti was sold at Sotheby's auction house in London to an unknown bidder. It took just 8 minutes of bidding for about 10 bidders to reach the hammer price of for $104.3 million, breaking the record for a work of art purchased at auction.

 

He‘s not really walking, he‘s just standing there like a statue. You would think for over $100 million dollars the damn thing would dance or something.

 


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How kids communicate

By: Maurice Asselin (C)
Submitted: Feb 6, 2010
Category: MP3  

40000 word vocabulary used to communicate, however kids today use 8000 no wonder my grand kids don't understand me when I speak!


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