There's a new video game out there which allows players to mix and scratch songs.. It's called DJ Hero and the game controller is a combination turntable / effects mixer.. During game development, the most asked question by teen focus qroups was......"What the hell is a turntable!"..

Word is Dane Cook will be helping out Tommy Lee with some songs for his new solo album. If you thought Tommy Lee solo was a laugh riot before... 

The singer of the 1980s love song “Hungry Eyes” has pleaded no contest to drunken driving and failing to control his car and has been sentenced to a month in an Ohio jail. A judge Wednesday ordered Eric Carman to report to jail April 25^th. He released “Hungry Eyes” for the 1987 “Dirty Dancing” movie. The judge tacked on another 3 weeks to the sentence and said Mr. Carmen deserved it because “that’s one of the worst songs ever recorded and I spent my golf weekends learning the Cha-Cha because of you.”

The Los Angeles Dodgers announced they had acquired former all-star pitcher Jon Garland to bolster their playoff hopes. Meanwhile, the Washington Nationals announced they had acquired the rights to play Judy Garland songs at their games.  

 I hate Emo music. It sucks at my generation will be known as the "Emo kids". The 1980's kids are like the "New Wave Kids" and the " Heavy Metal Kids". The 1990's kids are like the "Grunge Kids". But, the 2010 kids are like the "Hair straightener Emo arm cuter kids". I'm not a Emo arm cuter kid. See, these cuts on my arm? I was kind of doing a scientific experiment, BITCH! deal with it! jk.

I have a theory that  Phil Collins is to blame for Emo music ever being created. I can't believe this douche bag thinks he could play the drums and sing all at the some time and could actually pull it off. The band Genesis and their songs called Mama, No reply at all, and hold on to my heart and as well as Phil Collins solo career only influenced all the future douche bag Emo bands that we hear, today. 

Congratulation, Phil Collins! 

Here's a scientific graph denoting the theory the evolution of Emo music:

Genesis= Phil Collins=Counting Crows=Blink-182=Dashbroad Confessional+Say Anything= THIS IS WHY I STOP LISTENING TO KROQ ( commercial radio)

analysis of why Phil Collins is such douche bag: here's SOME  lyrics from the song "No Reply At All".

Look at me, you never look at me,
Ooh, Ive been sitting, staring, seems so long.
But you're looking through me
Like I wasn't here at all.
No reply, theres no reply at all

I get the feeling you're trying to tell me;
Is there something that I should know? 
What excuse are you trying to sell me? 
Should I be reading stop or go, I don't know.

look Phil!  JUST LEAVE THE BITCH! It's obviation that she doesn't want you. Phil,  don't sing about it and sell 50, 000 records. YOU JUST LEAVE THE BITCH!

...Charles Manson wants to record an album of classic songs and has asked fellow inmate Phil Spector to produce it.  Manson wants to release a single from the proposed album and has chosen his favorite song, "Killing Me Softly (With His Knife)" 

 Paul McCartney dedicated a few songs last night which I thought was nice. He sang songs for his pals George Harrison and John Lennon then dedicated My Love to Linda but the song that brought a tear to my eye was a new one he dedicated to Heather "Die you money hungry selfish bitch!"

With great anticipation i tuned into the latest installment of  " Larry King Live " at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch . Miko Brando , sporting his ugliest Hawaii print shirt to date, took us on a tour of the now empty main house . We saw many wooden floors, plaster walls, and a banister with a tree carved in it !  He also pointed out a stairway leading up to bedroom where Michael would commit unspeakable acts against young teenage boys . In the bathroom was a secret closet with many locks on it . Miko said it was Jackson's panic room, " Just in case . " ( of a police raid ? )  From there Brando took us to see the Station House that was also stripped to the bone . The highlight of that tour was a large soot stain on a brick overpass the choo-choo train had made . Miko also showed us the dance floor where Michael practiced . He pointed to the center of the wooden floor that looked worn out . (  maybe the cleaning lady just happened to miss a spot with her mop ? )..... Back in the garden, Fish-Faced Larry interviewed Jermaine in what appeared to be extreamly  uncomfortable for the grieving Jackson brother . Jermaine denied any rumors about Michael's strange and kinky behavior . Sweating profusely, tugging at his ear, pinching his nose , and swatting flies and mosquitoes,  Jermaine begged Larry to stop asking so many difficult questions .  " Jermaine, what do you think of Diana Sands being mentioned as the legal guardian in Michael's will ? " A confused Jackson looked dumbfounded ..............  Jermaine also showed Larry a tree that Michael had once climbed and supposedly wrote songs on . King sacastically told Jackson , " Don't Kill Yourself  now ."  Another comment King made earlier to Jermaine was, " You call it Neverland and I call it never, never, never land "  i wonder what he meant by that ?...................................................................... to be continued ...............................................................(kascha & whitney)    

While young fans in Lebanon lit candles and sang to Michael Jackson's songs, Bahraini lawyer Qays al Zu'bi said, "Despite the scandal in the United States, I saw mothers at the lobby of his hotel who brought their children to introduce them to Michael Jackson."

Uh, yeah.

Rolling Stone Magazine News: Jury awards record company, record financial verdict, for records that would not have been sold anyway. Records all hit the Gold Level Mark after verdict said Clive Davis, famous record producer. The Music Industry is Happy they do not have to sell records any longer to make money, please download all you want said Mr. Davis. Moms Attorney, Kiwi Camara, said if you have piracy case against you, PLEASE do not call her, mom agreed with her Lawyer.

Criminal Mom In Picture. She said it is like the year of the pirates and said she never wanted to grow up and be a pirate, it just happened that way.