There's a new video game out there which allows players to mix and scratch songs.. It's called DJ Hero and the game controller is a combination turntable / effects mixer.. During game development, the most asked question by teen focus qroups was......"What the hell is a turntable!"..

Word is Dane Cook will be helping out Tommy Lee with some songs for his new solo album. If you thought Tommy Lee solo was a laugh riot before... 

My dad heard a Bob Marley cover on TV and shook his head saying "Nope. Only Bob Marley can sing that song."

I disagree. Anybody but Bob Marley can sing that song, because he's dead. 

Relax folks......This is a song of mine played over the radio. I am a loveable trainwreck I know. Some people use Match.com. Others use EHarmony. I say screw that. I use the methadone clinic.  

An elderly couple in Lapland were treated at a hospital after they were attacked by a reindeer.  ***MARLAR: Well now, that "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" song doesn't seem all that funny anymore, does it?

A lot of people call Charles Manson crazy for blaming his murder spree on the Beatles' song "Helter Skelter," but the other day I listened to "Octopus' Garden"  and I became compelled to drown a littler of kittens.

Is Bon Jovi evil? According to the church who 'convinced' me to destroy all my CD's except for Hillsong and other religious music, the answer is YES. I want my 'Keep The Faith' album back.

The singer of the 1980s love song “Hungry Eyes” has pleaded no contest to drunken driving and failing to control his car and has been sentenced to a month in an Ohio jail. A judge Wednesday ordered Eric Carman to report to jail April 25^th. He released “Hungry Eyes” for the 1987 “Dirty Dancing” movie. The judge tacked on another 3 weeks to the sentence and said Mr. Carmen deserved it because “that’s one of the worst songs ever recorded and I spent my golf weekends learning the Cha-Cha because of you.”

The girl who inspired The Beatles song "Lucy in the sky with diamonds", has died.  The family has requested that all arrangements should be made of "Cellophane flowers of yellow and green."

"She's not the little girl I once knew" is not just a Beach Boys song any more -- it's a Roman Polanski legal defense.