Well, gas prices are creeping up again.

Last Saturday my neighbor asked to borrow my siphon--and then asked what time I go to bed.

You know gas prices are high when teens start signing up for Hitchhiker’s Ed.

The sign at my local gas station reads, “Call for a quote.”

I finally broke down and bought a hybrid vehicle--a mule.

Gas prices are getting so high, car companies are changing the fuel gauges on new cars. Now it’s E for “Empty” and Y for “You Wish.”

Starbucks is debuting its latest caffeinated concoction — flavored instant coffee.   It’s adding four new, slightly sweetened varieties of its successful Via instant brew. The flavors — mocha, vanilla, caramel and cinnamon — will be sold in Starbucks stores this fall, though no date has been announced. The single-serve packets will be added to grocery store shelves early next year. ***MARLAR: It’s intended to help cover up the taste of bile when you realize how much you’re spending on instant coffee.

Burger King is about to be sold for $4 Billion. Of course, it will be 29 cents more if they want the curly fries.

A study says that coffee may combat high blood pressure.  In the end, both of these things lead to the same thing: going absolutely crazy.

U.S. soldiers stumbled across some delicious ice cream,in an Afghanistan cave.................bin Laden & Jerry's

Now if we could just get Jeff Miranda to pull out of Snooki, all our problems would be solved.

A fire killed nine people in a Russian nursing home was started when an elderly resident doused himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.  The nine died due to exposure to smoke-ski. 

A toilet belonging to Beatles legend John Lennon sold at auction in Liverpool on Saturday for £9,500 pounds ($15,000) -- nearly 10 times its expected price, organizers said. 

Somebody just couldn't let it be

  According to reports, Kim Jong-il, wasn’t in North Korea during Jimmy Carter’s visit. Not good news for the world’s most isolated, unpopular leader of all-time… Also, not so good for Kim Jong-il.