After a Minnesota Court ruled Franken had won the race, Lorne Michael's lost all of his SNL cast to Franken. The new Senator will now host 'Franken Night Live,'  aimed soley at Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity!

The Senate is in need of support.

SNL -Hillary Clinton discusses her selection as Secretary of State.

Citing vast cultural differences, such as bait, traps, spawning,  and roe, Sarah
Palin's husband, Todd, will refuse to move to the nation's capitol, if the McCain team wins. Inside sources believe the actual reason is that he was not spoofed on Saturday Night Live (SNL). SNL's bigshot countered by saying, "There's no way to further mock a guy catching salmon off a fishing boat. We do have our standards!"

And in other news, Japan's famed caricature artist Takamashi Muhara suffered a stroke while trying to trace a typical Japanese tourist's face today. He also found out that he no longer has a 401K plan.