.......on HealthCare Reform.  However going forward, he will call it HealthCouldCareLess Reform to appease the Republican Party.

An Indonesian man has been compensated $535 after a cigarette he was smoking exploded.  The man told the Indonesian media that the cigarette had blown up in his mouth while he was riding a motorcycle and chasing after The Road Runner.

Cuba has just approved sex change operations.  The hospital's next to the tobacco field, so next time you smoke a Cuban, make extra sure it's a cigar.

When it comes to global warming, there's bad news and good news in California.

The bad news is that regular agricultural crops may disappear in California over the next century.

The good news is, crops in California that will continue to grow well are the ones currently being grown in basements, attics and garages.

A parliamentary panel in cigarette-friendly France has called for the government to ban smoking in public places like cafes and restaurants in less than a year, except in special “smoking rooms." ***MARLAR: In response, smokers in France are now demanding that the name of Paris be changed to "Smoking Room." 

Authorities say they confiscated a teddy bear at a Southern California toy store that was stuffed with marijuana. The bear, Teddy Ruxpin, gave his confession when the police pulled his string.

It turns out that I really need it because now there's a dense cloud of smoke in my car. But I still get lost trying to find the shizzle.

In Hornell, New York, The City's Common Council has approved a ban on smoking in all city parks but with a weird stipulation. Hornell Mayor Shawn Hogan said while the move makes sense and that more and more cities are doing it, local police will not be enforcing the ban but rather it will be left up to peer enforcement.  ***MARLAR: That’s right, New York is now legislating peer-pressure.

Rapper Lil Wayne was detained by U.S. Border Patrol agents in Texas on Friday after authorities found marijuana on two of his tour buses.

They have yet to find any talent.

The methane found on Mars is not brought to the planet by meteor strikes, scientists say, but from the fact that it is one of the last places left in the universe where you can legally smoke.