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CARACAS, Venezuela - A Venezuelan TV channel has yanked "The Simpsons" off the air because it may be inappropriate for children. Taking its place: "Baywatch Hawaii", a much better show for children which teaches them to trust their lives to dumb blonds with fake breasts.
Contrary to popular belief, real breasts float, and fake breasts sink (I know that cause I watch Manswers on Spike TV, a show full of valuable life saving information)
So if you're drowning and fake breasts are coming to save you... might as well cop a feel, cause it may be your last.
I would like to point out that no one ever died from watching the Simpsons.
Have you guys seen this clip? It's from the last episode of "LateNet with Ray Ellin," where Ray's guest is Hank Azaria, who does many of the Simpsons voices. I love Hank.. he's very talented. In this clip he talks about George Takei creeping out an intern from the show.
On Tuesday, the Howard Stern show (with guest George Takei) played the clip and unjustly called Hank an a-hole for saying George was creepy... uh, I hate to break it to them... but *ANY* regular guest on the Stern show is creepy! That's part of their charm.
These clips of Hank Azaria are some of my favorites.... Hank is so funny, so talented, and a great guest to have. After this episode originally aired, a bit of controversy arose... Hank and I talked about George Takei - he played Sulu on Star Trek, and did a voice on the Simpson's - and some people misinterpreted Hank's story...it's all in the 3rd clip. Watch all the videos - if you are a Simpson's fan, you will LOVE them. Hank is awesome. More Hank clips to come! --Ray
Hank talks about his early years mimicing voices as a kid, his first commercial role, being a standup comic, and more.
Hank Azaria shares how he first got on the Simpson's as Moe; his early work, including "Pretty Woman"; Professor Frink; the process how a Simpson's episode is made.
Hank Azaria tells the story of George Takei working on the Simpsons... apparently George did one episode and had enough... enjoy Hank's story; he also discusses the origins of Comic Book Guy; and sings Apu's "SGT. Pepper" song.
Hank Azaria discusses Simpson's characters including Milhouse's father; Chief Wiggum; Woody Allen; whether or not their is any competition on the show; Captain Crunch; Old Sea Captain; Lou the cop.
Hank Azaria is a 4-time Emmy Award winning actor. You know him from many films including The Birdcage, Quiz Show, and Godzilla, plus television shows such as Friends, Mad About You, and Huff, and also as the star of one of the longest running and greatest programs in television history, The Simpsons. He starred in the Tony-winning Broadway show "Spamalot" and is currently starring in the Broadway show "The Farnsworth Invention."
Beaner's Coffee, a small but growing coffeehouse chain is changing its name amid concern that the moniker meant to celebrate the seed of its main product also is a disparaging term for Hispanics.
Unfortunately, The Cracker Barrel, Yellow Cab and Sand Niggers Donuts are refusing to follow suit.
Really? REALLY, Germany?!
I feel like this should have been higher on this woman's list of priorities. Like, brush teeth, floss, remove the writing implement that’s been lodged in my frontal lobes for 50 years.
The funniest thing about this, though, is that it ACTUALLY happened to a REAL person recently, and was not rather, an incident involving Homer Simpson, the satirical all-American hero of “The Simpsons,” who gets involved in stupid activities Americans might hypothetically do if we had the IQ of a broccoli stem.
Five bucks says she proves God doesn’t exist within the week. Then again, German Flanders might burn all the evidence. Bet’s off!
Rupert Murdoch, CEO of News Corporation and Fox Entertainment, sealed a $5 billion deal to take over the Wall Street Journal. His first order of business will be promoting The Simpsons Movie by changing the name of the industrial average to “Do’h! Jones”.
After years of simulating life, the computer software simulated “The Sims” community has announced the death of several members and put up a grave stone for them.
The move was a first for the otherwise private computer game community. Said Jonah Sims, "We get mixed up with Molly Sims from MTV and the Simpsons all the time. By coming forward in reality, we hope to build our own identity."
Waukesha, Wisconsin offered the grave site, in historic Peace Valley Cemetery along the Fox River, to the Sims free of charge. Said Waukesha Mayor Todd Jefferson, "By building a bridge with the Sims, we begin to breakdown decades of discrimination against holograms."
"And now our town has some really cool Sim postcards, " he added.
A priest in Texas has condemned Jessica and Ashlee Simpson for using sex to sell their music, saying, "Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
Thank God they have their plastic surgeon on speed-dial.
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Beaner's Coffee, a small but growing coffeehouse chain is changing its name amid concern that the moniker meant to celebrate the seed of its main product also is a disparaging term for Hispanics.
Really? REALLY, Germany?!
After years of simulating life, the computer software simulated “The Sims” community has announced the death of several members and put up a grave stone for them. 
