By 2011, Oprah will have been  talking virtually non-stop for 25 years--a record  surpassed only by Joe Biden.

Oprah has announced today that her show will be ending in September of 2011…or 15 months earlier than the Mayans predicted.

Oprah Winfrey will be ending her show in 2011.Which means she's moving into the 10 PM slot. 

 Wilbur and Orville Wright inventers of one of the first airplanes. Shown are the brothers before they even thought of building an airplane. Their inspiration to conceive of the idea baffles them both.

Sarah Palin was upset by a Newsweek cover that showed her wearing a skimpy outfit.  John McCain was also upset--that Palin didn't wear that outfit on the campaign trail.

Newly-released documents show that Winston Churchill used to watch the movie "Bambi" late at night to inspire him during World War II.  ***MARLAR: It's also why he would never wander out into an open field with his mother.

   On "The Oprah Winfrey Show" today, Sarah Palin told the talk show queen that she continues to pray for her estranged, former-son-in-law-to-be, Levi Johnston.

   "Honestly, Oprah," confided Alaska's one-time governor, solemnly, "I've prayed so hard regarding Levi; I just can't understand why the disloyal, disrespectful little prick is still breathing!"     

Indian cattle are getting individual identity cards to prevent cattle rustling. Authorities in West Bengal say cows and bulls are often stolen then smuggled into Bangladesh. ***MARLAR: Most of the cows fainted though when shown the ID’s leather carrying case.

On Thursday, November 12, the New York Daily News reported that City University of New York (CUNY) has a math problem.  Reports show that during their first math class at one of CUNY’s four-year colleges, 90% of 200 students tested couldn’t solve a simple algebra problem and only a third could convert a fraction into a decimal.

How embarrassing to have a 90% failure rate!  That’s like almost 8 out of every 5 people!

 

Typical  Muslim Terrrorist child upbringing words of advice from parents. "Keep to yourself, walk softly, Praise Allah and carry a Neutron Bomb at all times."

Photo Shown is a 5 year old Muslim Future Terrorist having playtime with parents.