Atlanta Shriner officials said thieves stole seven mini-cars from a storage facility in suburban Atlanta, leaving the charity short on vehicles for upcoming parades.  The car-nappers have been taunting the Shriners by sending them tiny carburetors in the mail.

Twitter is like dementia what you say is soon forgotten life is a series of forgetful moments twitter folks have short attention spans lol

gigglehead on twitter in bottom photo                                                                                                                                                         

The IRS has ruled that a man's sex-change operation to become a woman is tax deductible.

Now, any man wanting to write-off that operation will simply have to use the 1040 short form. 

(With a tip 'o the hat to DailyComedy.com comedian Jeff Martin for the idea for the joke)

There is a cat that can predict when a person is going to die. It lives in a Providence,Rhode Island nursing home,and jumps on the person's bed shortly before they die.That is one CAT Scan I will do without!

There's such a worldwide shortage of trained butlers that a good one can now command up to $500,000 a year.  ***MARLAR: I wanted to find out how to become a butler, so I went to "Ask Jeeves," but Jeeves wanted too much money for an answer.

Osceola County sheriff’s deputies found a 12 foot anaconda they believe is responsible for a number of missing geese, chickens and ducks. The snake was found Wednesday during a mounted-patrol training exercise. The deputy in training examined a storm grate and saw the snake. The snake was taken to the Reptile World Serpentarium. The deputy was dropped off at local dry cleaner to have his shorts cleaned.

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My first thought was, "Why is Vin Diesel wearing a goatee? "My second thought was, "Why does John Travolta look like Vin Diesel wearing a goatee?" My third thought, "Is there really such a shortage of Vin Diesel action movies that John Travolta has to step into the gap?"

Sarah Palin has a new job on Fox. Expected to deliver short, 30-second political commentary pieces, most people are betting she’ll pull out after 15 seconds.

I was In the washroom at bar last night & I saw a handwritten sign posted over one of those hot air hand dryers: "Please push button and listen for a short message from the President Obama !".......... "hot air" lasted for 5 minutes and then I heard some one fart in the last stall. WOW HOW DOES HE DO THAT (c) Tina O Hillstrom