Apparently the Fort Hood shooter was a psychiatrist. They say shrinks need to see shrinks themselves. This guy was no exception.

In Savannah, Georgia, a 22-year-old man misdialed when he called the cell phone of another 24-year-old man. Neither of the men knew each other but began arguing on the phone and then sent each other hostile text messages. They then agreed to meet in a CVS store parking lot to "settle their differences." That's where the younger man pulled out a gun and shot the other man. The victim was taken to Memorial University Medical Center in serious condition. Police arrested the shooter who now faces an aggravated assault charge.  ***MARLAR: All of this over a wrong number?  I sure hope the number the guy was trying to call was to his anger management counselor.   

62-year-old Edward Ates is up on murder charges in Hackensack, New Jersey, and he's chosen an interesting defense. Ates says he's too fat to have killed his former son-in-law-- at least not the way prosecutors claim it happened. The victim, 40-year-old Paul Duncsak, was shot six times as he walked down a hallway in his home. The shooter first fired from a staircase leading to the basement. That was followed by several shots fired head-on. In order to do that, Ates' attorney says his client would have had to run up the stairs. At 5- feet-8 and 285 pounds, the attorney says he was just too fat to have pulled it off. At the time of the killing, Duncsak and Ates' daughter were involved in a bitter custody dispute after their divorce. Early in court testimony, Ates' doctor testified that bounding up the stairs would have caused Ates to become short of breath and shake, making it difficult to keep his wrist straight enough to accurately fire a gun at someone from a distance. (myway.com)  ***MARLAR: Not guilty by reason of gluttony!

5 Shooters completely missed everything? I suspect the Knicks.