I was golfing the other day and one of my feet was feeling cold.  I took off my shoes to investigate and realized that after years and years of walking the course, I had finally made a hole in one.

It is believed that people have been wearing shoes for more than 10,000 years.  ***MARLAR: Which means most likely the first thing Eve said to Adam was, “let’s go shopping.”

...it used to bother me every time i had to take my shoes off at airports, but now i'm used to it.  At the same time i'm really grateful that Richard Reid wasn't the underwear bomber.  

...Dina Lohan has begun selling her own line of footwear, with the design emphasis being of mid-eastern style.  The shoes are very stylish, reasonably priced, and can be thrown at a president with remarkable ease & comfort.  

A recent Bulgarian immigrant found 7,500 dollars stuffed in a shoebox during her first day on the job last week at Goodwill near St. Louis in Glen Carbon, Illinois. Teodora Petrova didn’t hesitate after finding the cash with a pair of donated shoes: she turned the money over to a manager who told executives for the non-profit charity. The president and chief executive of the area’s Goodwill organization said it’s eager to find the owner of the money. Early the next morning, before the Goodwill store opened, the CEO’s of Chrysler, General Motors, and Ford were waiting in line to claim the money.

Ellen DeGeneres is set to replace Paula Abdul on American Idol.

In preparation to fill Abdul's shoes, DeGeneres is training hard with a steady diet of schnaps, NyQuil, Sudafed, and binge drinking pamphlets.

The U.S. pounded China 8-0 at the Baseball World Cup. The Chinese team was furious to find out their shoes were made with led.

Robert Kennedy's son Joe says he will not run for uncle Ted's Senate seat because he is not qualified yet to fill his shoes.  Joe says he will only run after attending more town hall meetings, familiarize himself with the issues, and develops a drinking problem. 

Maybe if Obama sells some 125.00 shoes or makes a poster of himself slamming a ball into a net with his balls in 'Shaq's face people won't mind so much that he's telling our kids to stay in school and not be morons while in school.

He is expected to be signed by the New York Mets.