ABC announced that William Shatner will join Regis Philbin and Howie Mandel in the ranks of game show hosts. The new show is titled, "Who Wants to be Famous Twenty Years Ago?"

Capped & Corked

William Shatner was arrested earlier today after causing an incident onboard an American Airlines flight bound for New York. After twisting his body upwards, creating wild hand gestures and frightening passengers by indicating to his seat window with bug eyed bewilderment, he eventually grabbed an air steward and screamed "There’s..........SOMETHING....On the wing!!"  

Shatner is currently being questioned by authoritys although many believe alcohol consumption to be the cause of todays outburst. Another passenger claimed he was "Shat-Faced Drunk" at the time 

Lisa Lampanelli was wearing a green top.  I haven't seen that much green material without someone saying "7 ball in the corner."

I haven't seen that big of a nose mixed with that lack of talent since Jamie Farr was on Hollywood Squares.  The only difference is that when 'Klinger' wore a dress, someone might mistake him for a woman.

Every Lampanelli comment got over-exaggerated hand clapping and even a few "up to date" high fives.  There hasn't been mugging for a camera like that since ......

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