Q: What's the difference between Oscar the Grouch & Tiger Woods?

A: One puts his junk everywhere, and the other is a Muppet on Sesame Street.

 NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!"

...here's my top 11 jokes:

The Ravens Defense is So Bad... 

• ...Sesame Street is using game film to teach kids to count by 7's.
• ...even my 401-k is out performing them.
• ...it's been selected for this years Presidential Turkey Pardon.
• ...Sarah Palin can see open receivers from her house.
• see the rest on my baltimore blog : SportsCrab and please give it a dig!

Sadly, some of the show's characters are getting a little long in the tooth.  For example, Big Bird is now wearing feather plugs.  

In related news, Barack Obama announced he will increase funding for PBS and will appoint Elmo as his new media czar.

The Atlanta Dream may have to schedule their playoff games for another venue because Sesame Street Live is booked at Philips Arena. Maybe the gang can help the WNBA learn to count to chapter 11.

KFC today announced their new sandwich, the Double Down.  It has bacon, melted swiss and pepperjack cheeses and the colonel's sauce, nestled snugly between two fried chicken patties instead of bread.

Finally, they've figured out a way to eliminate those sesame seeds.

I think the name "Double Down" is appropriate too.  Eating one of these is clearly a gamble - not just on your life but whether or not you'll make it to the toilet in time.

I remember awhile back I did a show at a restaurant, and I was told in advance to keep it clean because there were kids in the audience. I have no problem with that, but how about a little reciprocation? I'd like to see a producer for Sesame Street tell the cast

"Okay, you guys are great with letters, numbers and zebras, but do you think you could drop the F-bomb at least ten times and talk about anal beads? There's some 45-year-olds in the crowd tonight!

Sesame Street just turned 40. 

As a result, Big Bird was forced to update his profile on the National Sex Offenders Registry.

....after saying he would never do so, Bob Dylan has sold one of his songs to promote a product....the answer, my friends, is blowing in the two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun wind.