San Diego police are still trying to find the suspect in what they’re calling the “This Ain’t No Joke” robbery series: A Cold Stone Creamery, one Pinkberry and one TF Yogurt robbed within 90 minutes Sunday. The crime method was the same in all five cases. The robber burst through the door and yelled something like “This ain’t no joke:

I’m serious. This is a robbery.” Later that day, comedian Louie Anderson surrendered without incident.

The New York Yankees won the World Series after a 8-year World Series drought, despite having the biggest payroll of any MLB team.

To improve on their already heavy hitting roster (hadn't the Yankee's won), owner George Steinbrenner (accurately portrayed in tv's Seinfeld as a greedy, insane person), was ready to buy the high-scoring 1954 National League All-Star Team.

 New York City will celebrate the Yankees' 27th World Series title with a celebration parade today.  Parade confetti will consist of ticker tape, newspaper, and shredded Mets' season tickets.  

The New York Mets will be participating in the Yankees Word Series parade.They will be removing trash from the streets,for their only sweep of the season. 

Philadelphia Phillie Jimmy Rollins still maintains that his team is better than the Yankees, moments following their Game Six loss to their World Series opponent last night.

The only other notable thing said by Rollins during the press conference was, "Yes, I do vote Republican. Why do you ask?" 

The New York Yankees won their 27th World Series title. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of free agents.

Team mates A-rod and Derek Jeter nearly became entangled in an impromptu brawl when in the midst of the World Series celebration Jeter accidentally sprayed A-rod with a bottle of Dom Perignone 1987 - "...which tastes like bath water compared to the 1986" ...chuckled the shaken millionaires. 

Kate Gosselin and her children are ready to move on with their lives. They will appear in the new tv series V,in an episode called V8 + Kate. 

When asked what his plans are now, World Series MVP Hideki "Godzilla" Matsui said through his interpreter, "Gonna reathe fire now and trample Disneyrand.. Rank you"!

Well, the World Series is finally over.  Phillies pitchers and catchers are being ordered to report to Spring Training on Monday.