No men allowed.  That is the rule on the entire 19^th floor of a new J.W. Marriott hotel in Grand Rapids, Michigan.  A lounge at the hotel is also be reserved for women only.  Spokeswoman Andrea Groom says more than half of all business travelers are women.  She tells The Grand Rapids Press they want to be able to relax over a drink without getting hit-on by men.  The women-only rooms have distaff-specific amenities like special hair dryers, bath products, jewelry holders and chenille throws.  But the businesswomen will have to pay for the privilege.  Rooms on the women-only floor are about thirty dollars more than the usual rate.  ***MARLAR: They were going to have a “Men Only” floor as well, but it’s too expensive to equip every bathroom with a La-Z-Boy, big screen TV, and a fridge.

   California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is an ambitious former immigrant who has obviously accomplished much.

   However, some of his female intimates say he's a man built like a great oak who has been known to act like a little nut.

   (Considering his screen performances, "act" could be too strong a word.)  

   Am trying to prepare for old age.

   Recently, I left the weather channel on, all day.

   Later, I turned off the TV and stared at the screen for over an hour. 

I'm convinced that my flat screen tv has anorexia.The feed I'm getting is erratic at best. 

 Burger King announced they’re going to make all their restaurants more futuristic. The new Burger Kings will have rotating chandeliers, TV-screen menus, and a time machine for customers to go into the future and see when they get diarrhea.

When you're too depressed to participate in National Depression Screening Day.

is "Babes in the Belfry".  The other title "Sex in the Sniper's Perch", was nixed by the author.  

Patients can also select from the extra value menu and also get a prostate exam for a special combo price.

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Actor Burt Reynolds looks frail after checking into – and then out of – a Florida rehab facility with a painkiller addiction. The screen legend, 73, blames his addiction on the effects of back surgery.

Coincidentally, my own addiction to pain pills was the direct effect of watching Burt Reynolds in Cop and a Half.