San Diego police are still trying to find the suspect in what they’re calling the “This Ain’t No Joke” robbery series: A Cold Stone Creamery, one Pinkberry and one TF Yogurt robbed within 90 minutes Sunday. The crime method was the same in all five cases. The robber burst through the door and yelled something like “This ain’t no joke:

I’m serious. This is a robbery.” Later that day, comedian Louie Anderson surrendered without incident.

 NEW MOON? Vampires? Werewolves? lol! Give me a break! I saw the first Twilight movie and it was one of the gayest, most stupid movies I've ever seen. What ever happened to the old vampires... Big, Mean, Scary? The ones now look like anorexic Backstreet Boys! The Count from Sesame Street would have been scarier!..lol "One, one sissy little werewolf...Two, two sissy little werewolves...THREE, THREE SISSY LITTLE WEREWOLVES! AH! AH! AH! AH! AHhhh!"

 Here's the deal.  I call this my Jesus Remix.  It's 2 jokes... same set up, but 2 different punchlines.  Here we go....

So I was driving down the road the other day and saw this guy holding up a sign that said, "Jesus Saves!"  And I couldn't help but think to myself, "Man, Wal Mart's got some stiff competition!"

REMIX

So I was driving down the road the other day and saw this guy holding up a sign that said, "Jesus Saves!" Which reminded me how much of a Jew he truly is!

(WTVG-TV News) Whoever just robbed Henry's Jewelers in Toledo, Ohio is going to be in for a big shock. All those gold rings you stole are worth about 25 cents apiece. Owner Henry Triplett says oh sure -- they looked to be worth thousands of dollars. But the "gold" rings in his display case are actually just brass dummies-- mere samples of the real gold rings he keeps safely locked up and out of view. So the real cost of the robbery will only be the expense of replacing his store's front window and the shattered glass on 13 display cases.  ***MARLAR: It won’t be hard to find the culprits.  Just go immediately to the boyfriends of girls you see with green fingers.

Includes an updated version of a holiday classic, "I'm dreaming of a Sammy Sosa Christmas."

This same university conducted a similar project on the Clinton presidency.   Of course, Clinton's oral history focused on Monica Lewinsky.

...workers at the Boone's Farm winery showed up to work to find the place vandalized and robbed.  Initially police had no idea who had broken in, and suspected a local gang had perpetrated the crime.  The case was solved when they found 4 teenagers passed out in a store room.  Apparently the vandals couldnt resist sampling the product and became so inebriated they couldnt find their way out. The four were charged with being bad to the Boone.    

I think Sammy Sosa is trying to make a comeback with the White Sox. 

My urologist put a video about prostate health on the Internet.But for some reason,I'm getting the weakest stream. 

The New York Knicks are expecting Eddy Curry back on the court soon. He's so big, he could be on the court and the bench at the same time.