Kobe Bryant is reportedly nursing a sore right groin. Hopefully not in Colorado.

Manu Ginobili was given a rabies shot after catching a bat on Halloween. Kobe Bryant was given a rabies shot after shaking hands with Ron Artest.

The man is a real sicko--he even followed Seacrest into the ladies' restroom.  

NASA is going to shoot a large missile into the moon's south pole,in search of liquids.Ryan Seacrest is thrilled about the mission!

As mayor of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, Bob Ryan should have known better – in these technological times, there is no such thing as a private conversation.

It all began innocently enough with some bar room banter, but took an ugly turn when Ryan was caught on tape describing his sister-in-law in a sexual way:

“She has red hair, she’s a little meaty around the edges, but I hear she gives a hell of a hummer.”

The video found its way on YouTube – raising questions about Ryan and his judgment – and on Thursday he apologized with his wife standing by his side… his sister-in-law kneeling in front of him. 

The Wall Street Journal named Atlanta's Matt Ryan the NFL's Most Handsome Quarterback. They should do the photo shoot in January, when he won't be busy.

Ryan O'Neal tried to hit on his own daughter Tatum,at Farrah Fawcett's funeral.He claimed that he didn't recognize who she was,prompting Fawcett to roll over in her grave.Wait,Farrah wasn't even in the ground yet.My bad. 

Ben Roethlisberger is accused of rape in Lake Tahoe.Kobe Bryant was accused of rape in Colorado.I think they need to use instant replay,in order to make more definitive calls.These guys were hardened,but are they criminals? 

TALK SHOW HOST: In Salt Lake City, a gay couple was detained by security near a Mormon plaza after a kiss.

Some are having trouble believing in the validity of the story due to the intolerance of the police, but more importantly, the notion of gay people in Utah.

SIDEKICK: "Ryan Seacrest and Adam Lampert: you're welcome back any time." 

Searcrest is coming off his best year and is now signed through the 2012 season.  He will also receive a bonus of $250,000 if he pitches 200+ innings.