A New York chicken farmer recently discovered one of his chickens dead and laying next to a monster egg, nearly two and a half times the size of a normal egg. Authorities believe the chicken's death may be the result of a barnyard love triangle between the chicken, a male ostrich, and a jealous rooster. 

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World famous criminal investigator Charlie Chan said  " Man who hide in closet often choke chicken ." *** " Why balls found hanging if he not guilty ? " *** Suicide note to fans said " please don't try this at home oh . Being a celebrity can be a pain in the balls " ****** Charlie also reported  " Bangkok tied to many strangled roosters ever since bird flu outbreak "... *****  " Man who cum and go at same time usually find paradise in hand . " ** " Looky, looky, looky, balls on the hooky , yes it was suicide " ********* When i want to remember i have to kill myself , i tie a string around my finger . maybe poor david got confused ?

According to the Associated Press, Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee is optimistic the Legislature quickly will reinstate a ban on same sex couples serving as foster parents in his state. "Marriage has historically never meant anything other than a man and a woman. It has never meant two men, two women, a man and his pet, or a man and a whole herd of pets." I wonder whay he would think of two roosters being aloud to get married. I know that he is a big fan of cock.