What inebriated men sometimes do.

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Phelps issued a statement saying "I'm sorry, we all make mistakes."  Kellogg would not buy the apology and said we cannot have someone endorse our products that admits to making a mistake. Kellogg said what kind of example would that show to children.

Photo at right is of a young Michael Phelps with his loving Dad. His dad was saddened by the news, but said Michael is a grown man now and I cannot speak for him any longer.

A white social studies teacher attempted to enliven a seventh-grade discussion of slavery by binding the hands and feet of two black girls,.  Next week the teacher hopes to enliven a discussion of  Prohibition by having the kids build a whiskey still. 

China’s government banned the sale of the long awaited new Guns N Roses  “Chinese Democracy” because it violated rules established by China's Ministry of Culture prohibiting the word "democracy" from use in the title of any work within mainland China. In a compromise move to appease Chinese censors, GNR frontman Axl Rose executed 4 Tibetan Monks and renamed the album “Chinese Brutally Oppressive, Totalitarian Regime” .

Had the McCain-Palin ticket won, the President-Elect and Vice President-Elect were planning to each divorce his or her respective spouse and then marry each other! This would have been the first time that a standing U.S. President would have been married to a standing U.S. Vice President.

After reports of the leak, Constitutional scholars scrambled, but could find no U.S. Constitutional prohibition against such a marriage. The closest was in Article Two, Executive Power, which states that "the President is never to kiss, fondle, or engage in anything involving skin contact with the Vice President and vice versa, except between their respectivith hands, and, hopefully, scrubbethed to complete cleanliness."

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